Friday, April 22, 2005

Blogs i hate..... part 1

this is just a rundown of some of the blogs i hate. if yours looks or reads like one of these then fix it...please.
1. not in english. english might not be your language...i respect that. i just dont care. its my first and only language. change yours.
2. pictures of your pets. please, who wants to see your mangy old animal anyway. they dont love you. they are just shitting machines that we keep around. holy christ , if i had to go around cleaning up my grandmothers shit i couldnt wait to put het in a home (even if she shit in a box of sand).
3. pictures of your children. (see above)
4. poetry. please your kidding me. you think this crap is good....think again. i cant possibly hit the next blog button quick enough.
5. teenage angst. poor me. wah, wah, wah. what you need is spanked. actually you need to see how bad some teens actually have it. you would race home to kiss your parents square on their fat oprah watchin asses. now wash that black makeup off your face, take that shitty black nail polish off, get the black dye out of your hair and for christs sake get rid of all those black clothes.
6. pictures of couples. a year from now you wont even be together. will you get rid of the blog...no. it will just be sitting out there in cyberspace constantly reminding everyone how the two of you fucked each other over.
7. blogs regarding casinos. what is up with all of these blogs. i cant even fucking tell if they are for or against. quit doing this.


if this doesnt change then i'm going to start naming the actual sites. i called this part 1 because i'm sure there are more that will upset me.

4 comments:

darth-google said...

Here's one:

http://annapontes.blogspot.com/

How do you feel about gals who overrate their importance? Someone already beat me to the punch in this chick's comments section.

OldRoses said...

Boy, am I glad you didn't visit my gardening blog. I'm sure pictures and narratives of gardening are pretty high up on your list of blogs you love to hate.

shoes said...

birote & capulina

well where do i begin. i never said you cant have a blog in a foreign language. i wrote that using a foreign language ruins your blog because i cant read it. i really dont want to miss great blogs so please use english. as for commenting ...if you didnt want comments then that shouldnt be an option on your blog. btw , from now on if you comment here please change your names to bobbie and susie.....nice american names.

Anna Pontes said...

Excuse me if my blog doesn't pleases you, mainly to our friend darth-google!!
Wow, mister you made me laugh so much when i read about not using english as main language! Jesussss how stupid and selfish is that!! And come on, nowadays speaking only one language is ridiculous! I'm 20, and i already speak english, italian, spanish, my own language portuguese from Brazil and i intend to make german my fifth language!
And please why spend time looking on blogs you hate!! Just not reasonable! How old r u? 10?
Well... have a nice life honey...