Thursday, May 03, 2007

oh really.......

the price of a college education is really going up. i guess one way parents can cope with that is frivoluos lawsuits to earn money. with that in mind i take you to a hotbed of forward thinking that is Bentonville, Ark. a dad there is i seeking $20,000 from the city after his two teenage sons found a book on lesbian sex on a public library bookshelf. He also wants the library director fired because not only is he mad at the problem but hes mad at the cause.
Earl Adams said his 14- and 16-year-old sons were "greatly disturbed" after finding the book, titled "The Whole Lesbian Sex Book." Adams said the book caused "many sleepless nights in our house." no shit earl? many sleepless nights? i imagine hes run through 20k in kleenex and hand lotion.
Adams said the book is "patently offensive and lacks any artistic, literary or scientific value," according to a letter he faxed to Mayor Bob McCaslin. He said the teenagers found it while browsing for material on military academies. what section were they searching in earl? were they looking for lesbian military academies and what do you think your chances are of getting them into an all male military academy now that they have seen the lesbians? i'm guessing not very good.
In an e-mail Thursday, Adams said that "God was speaking to my heart that day and helped me find the words that proved successful in removing this book from the shelf."
He said he would fight any effort to put the book back on shelves.
"Any effort to reinstate the book will be met with legal action and protests from the Christian community," Adams wrote in the e-mail. i guess all the gay things in the bible arent that bad. if this book comes off of the shelves then the bible should have to come off also.

well my advice earl is to just forget about and go fold your kids sheets with a hammer.

well, back to work kids. this is shoes...over and out......


BAC said...

Kids were probably looking for some porn & stumbled on the wrong "gender" book.

Mark said...

"greatly disturbed" = ready to get their freak on.