Friday, August 17, 2007

Hes going to need the tape to hold his skull together.......




ASHLAND, Ky. (AP) - A man accused of being the "Duct Tape Bandit" has gotten into a sticky situation. The man, who had his head wrapped in duct tape to conceal his identity, walked into a liquor store on Friday, Ashland police said.
Shamrock Liquors store manager Bill Steele had some duct tape of his own, but his was wrapped around a wooden club that sent the robber fleeing, according to a report by WSAZ-TV in Huntington, W.Va.
Store employee Craig Miller said he chased the man to the parking lot, tackled him and held him in a choke hold until police arrived. A customer also helped, police said.
Kasey G. Kazee, 24, of Ashland, was charged with first-degree robbery, according to Ashland Police Sgt. Mark McDowell.
Kazee, in an interview with the TV station, denied he was the bandit who robbed the store of two rolls of change. He pleaded not guilty Monday and bond was set at $250,000.


how do you add to this story? this is the kind of funny that just seems to write itself. oh how i wish it was i who was wacking this big taped head. i just figure hes a pinata and there must be goodies in there. how much fun would it have been to rip the tape off of his head? is this the kind of story that you just dont tell the other convicts. i think i'd rather tell them i'm a molester than own up to this ridiculous story.


anyway, good for the owner and the store employee who beat him and then held him for the cops. frankly it would have been better if the owner just yanked out a gun and blew him away. this is a guy we dont need polluting the gene pool anyway.

4 comments:

Judith said...

I hope they take that tape of S L O W L Y and that he yelps like a dog heh heh

cog0504 said...

He is definitely mentally ill to even conceive such a thing.This man is in need of a great amount of therapy.

Gina said...

Thank heavens you're back...and you're right we need you to help us sort this the crazyness....like a bandit duck taping his head.....

I do know another intersting story about another duct taping gone wrong.....it involves a dead guy....and a wife who did'nt'want people to know....she had....let say...shortened his life span....she wrapped him in duct tape and hid him under the house....unfortunately when she sold the house...she forgot her silver pharoh was underneath.

And you thought duct tape was for bandits only.....

gk

I'm not even supposed to be here today said...

cog0504? Mentally Ill? Therapy? I'm liberal but come ON!

All fuck-ups are kind of crazy... robbers, killers, molestors... I'm sure there's a sad story to be told in each case.

TOO FUCKING BAD! They should walk it off and grow up...

I'll never tire of duct tape stories!

- the rascal