Tuesday, August 28, 2007

The funniest? midgets and monkeys.........

A dwarf performer at the Edinburgh fringe festival had to be rushed to hospital after his penis got stuck to a vacuum cleaner during an act that went horribly awry.
Daniel Blackner, or Captain Dan the Demon Dwarf, was due to perform at the Circus of Horrors at the festival known for its oddball, offbeat performances.
The main part of his act was for him to appear on stage with a vacuum cleaner attached to his member with a special apparatus.
The attachment broke before the performance and Blackner tried to fix it using extra-strong glue, but unfortunately only let it dry for 20 seconds instead of the 20 minutes required.
He then joined it directly to his organ. The end result? A solid attachment, laughter, mortification and ... hospitalisation.
"It was the most embarrassing moment of my life when I got wheeled into a packed A&E with a vacuum attached to me," Blackner said.
"I just wished the ground could swallow me up. Luckily, they saw me quickly so the embarrassment was short-lived."

i am a firm believer that the only thing funnier than a group of monkeys is midgets and/or dwarves (for the sake of this post we will refer to them all as midgets). is there any movie you can think of that wouldnt be funnier if it had midgets. imagine goodfellows ...done with midgets. ok, you say pesci was close....and he is....but i'm talking about real , honest to goodness, yellow brick road walking midgets. now if you can get a movie with midgets and monkeys then you have comedy gold.

now a midget getting a vacuum cleaner glued to his johnson might be the story of the year. understand, this is his whole act. i think i'd like to see that. this also proves that karma is an evil bitch. poor guy is already a midget and then this happens. i'll bet he does want the earth to swallow him upand based on his size it wouldnt be much of a gulp.

good luck to all the little people out there. at least this guy had a job.........

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