those crazy guys at the vatican are at it again. they blame extremists for giving religion a bad name. they dislike the fact that extremists are using their faith as a pretext for attacks. first let me start with the fact that extremists are vastican speak for muslims. sure they may be beating around the bush but i can see it. those crazy muslims , killing nuns, burning churches....etc. why do they have to tarnish religion with their acts. cant they be like the vatican and just abuse children and gays and abortion doctors and jews.....etc. that has worked for centuries for the vatican. whats wrong with the old tried and true ideas. dont reinvent the wheel muslims. isnt it better to go to third world nations and tell uneducated people that make six bucks a year to have twenty kids than all this war. they should meet with the pope.....who better to explain concentration camps than a man who worked in them. learn from the best is my motto.
those crazy guys also just excommunicated an african archbishop for thoughts unbecoming the church. see he thinks priests should be allowed to marry. see you used to have married priests but they became so corrupt by passing the job and church property on to their kids and seeling church property that the church banned priests being married around the 14th century. see rather than drum them out as should happen the church made so rules and left them in place (sounds familiar doesnt it). seems the vatican is saying that he was excommunicated because he was "spreading division and confusion among the faithful" and he was guilty of "irregularity and of progressively open rupture of communion with the church". god forbid he act progressively. he should just go back and tell his dirt poor, aids ridden, starving congregation that their lot in life is gods will....now have some more catholics.....er ...i mean kids.
i know i have said this before. there is a very thin line between muslim extremists and christian extremists. killing a nun because you dont agree with her religion is awfully close to shooting an abortion doctor because of his occupation. maybe religion is getting a bad name, not because of muslims (though they have alot to do with it), but with the hypocrisy of all religions. if you are going to preach peace and tolerance then you cant kill people who dont follow your beliefs completely. you cant be intolerant to people who dont completely agree with the lifestyle you preach. you cant have it both ways. your either loving and acceptant to others no matter if they believe what you do or not or your just like those bad muslims we see on tv.
let me know what you folks think. otherwise enjoy your thursday.
Thursday, September 28, 2006
Thursday, September 21, 2006
A baby?........oh no you dont.......
SALEM, New Hampshire (AP) -- A Maine couple accused of tying up their 19-year-old daughter, throwing her in their car and driving her out of state to get an abortion were upset because the baby's father is black, a Maine sheriff said Tuesday.
Katelyn Kampf, who is white, told Cumberland County Sheriff Mark Dion that her mother "was pretty irate at the fact that the child's father was black, and she had made a number of disparaging remarks about that," he said.
The parents were arraigned Monday on kidnapping charges. The judge set bail at $100,000 each and ordered the Kampfs to have no contact with their daughter.
Katelyn Kampf said her mother "kept referring to the baby as a thing, as 'It,' and there were other comments made," he said.
The boyfriend, 22-year-old Reme Johnson, last week began serving a 6-month sentence for theft at the Androscoggin County Jail in Auburn, Maine. He also has previous felony convictions for burglary and receiving stolen property, the Portland Press Herald reported.
"oh honey, your having a baby, thats wonderful news. what? you say the father is a darkie. lets go for a ride". nice parents. i guess this kid shouldnt expect much on birthdays and christmas for pappy and nana. isnt it funny that the parents knew right where to go. you think they might have given this idea some thought before she told them. they keep refering to the baby as "the thing" and "it"....well wait until she names the child something like lakeisha or tre'. oh the shame they must feel because their daughter had sex with the one black man in maine. ok, the joke is that hes in jail but still. sure the guys a robber but in his defense he has another mouth to feed now and diapers aint cheap. that might be how they met...in a home invasion. imagine how hard it is to get a lineup of six black men in maine.
oh well folks, i hope you find this little story amusing. if not....too damn bad. this may not be the blog for you. enjoy your thursday.
Katelyn Kampf, who is white, told Cumberland County Sheriff Mark Dion that her mother "was pretty irate at the fact that the child's father was black, and she had made a number of disparaging remarks about that," he said.
The parents were arraigned Monday on kidnapping charges. The judge set bail at $100,000 each and ordered the Kampfs to have no contact with their daughter.
Katelyn Kampf said her mother "kept referring to the baby as a thing, as 'It,' and there were other comments made," he said.
The boyfriend, 22-year-old Reme Johnson, last week began serving a 6-month sentence for theft at the Androscoggin County Jail in Auburn, Maine. He also has previous felony convictions for burglary and receiving stolen property, the Portland Press Herald reported.
"oh honey, your having a baby, thats wonderful news. what? you say the father is a darkie. lets go for a ride". nice parents. i guess this kid shouldnt expect much on birthdays and christmas for pappy and nana. isnt it funny that the parents knew right where to go. you think they might have given this idea some thought before she told them. they keep refering to the baby as "the thing" and "it"....well wait until she names the child something like lakeisha or tre'. oh the shame they must feel because their daughter had sex with the one black man in maine. ok, the joke is that hes in jail but still. sure the guys a robber but in his defense he has another mouth to feed now and diapers aint cheap. that might be how they met...in a home invasion. imagine how hard it is to get a lineup of six black men in maine.
oh well folks, i hope you find this little story amusing. if not....too damn bad. this may not be the blog for you. enjoy your thursday.
Tuesday, September 19, 2006
Mohammed is a doodyhead........
A notorious Muslim extremist told a demonstration in London yesterday that the Pope should face execution. Anjem Choudary said those who insulted Islam would be "subject to capital punishment". The pontiff yesterday apologised for causing offence during a lecture last week. Quoting a medieval emperor, his words were taken to mean that he called the prophet Mohammed "evil and inhuman".
He insisted he was "deeply sorry" but his humbling words did not go far enough to silence all his critics or quell the violence and anger he has triggered. A nun was shot dead in Somalia by Islamic gunmen and churches came under attack in Palestine.
The 39-year-old lawyer organised demonstrations against the publication of cartoons of Mohammed in February in Denmark. Protesters carried placards declaring "Behead Those Who Insult Islam".
Yesterday he said: "The Muslims take their religion very seriously and non-Muslims must appreciate that and that must also understand that there may be serious consequences if you insult Islam and the prophet.
"Whoever insults the message of Mohammed is going to be subject to capital punishment."
He added: "I am here have a peaceful demonstration. But there may be people in Italy or other parts of the world who would carry that out.
"I think that warning needs to be understood by all people who want to insult Islam and want to insult the prophet of Islam."
let me start by saying "fuck mohammed". that being said these people are truly ridiculous. sure the pope is a dope (and a nazi if i remember my history) and of course at this time he probably shouldnt have said anything but what he said was a quote from the king of constantinople (or some other jerkoff from history) who used the muslims as an example of mot being able to forward your beliefs (ie: your religion) by the sword. you cant force people to believe in your god. it makes sense when you think about it but these muslims arent into sensible things. in a wonderful quote let me say...."let me splain, no that would take too long, let me sum up"
pope....."violence is bad"
muslims....."take that back or i'll kill you"
as much as i hate to say it nukes seem like the only thing thats going to straighten those folks out. the muslims can slander anything and anyone they want but say one word about their precious mohammed and BANG they want you dead. well screw them.
ok now enjoy your tuesday. i encourage all my muslim readers to comment.
He insisted he was "deeply sorry" but his humbling words did not go far enough to silence all his critics or quell the violence and anger he has triggered. A nun was shot dead in Somalia by Islamic gunmen and churches came under attack in Palestine.
The 39-year-old lawyer organised demonstrations against the publication of cartoons of Mohammed in February in Denmark. Protesters carried placards declaring "Behead Those Who Insult Islam".
Yesterday he said: "The Muslims take their religion very seriously and non-Muslims must appreciate that and that must also understand that there may be serious consequences if you insult Islam and the prophet.
"Whoever insults the message of Mohammed is going to be subject to capital punishment."
He added: "I am here have a peaceful demonstration. But there may be people in Italy or other parts of the world who would carry that out.
"I think that warning needs to be understood by all people who want to insult Islam and want to insult the prophet of Islam."
let me start by saying "fuck mohammed". that being said these people are truly ridiculous. sure the pope is a dope (and a nazi if i remember my history) and of course at this time he probably shouldnt have said anything but what he said was a quote from the king of constantinople (or some other jerkoff from history) who used the muslims as an example of mot being able to forward your beliefs (ie: your religion) by the sword. you cant force people to believe in your god. it makes sense when you think about it but these muslims arent into sensible things. in a wonderful quote let me say...."let me splain, no that would take too long, let me sum up"
pope....."violence is bad"
muslims....."take that back or i'll kill you"
as much as i hate to say it nukes seem like the only thing thats going to straighten those folks out. the muslims can slander anything and anyone they want but say one word about their precious mohammed and BANG they want you dead. well screw them.
ok now enjoy your tuesday. i encourage all my muslim readers to comment.
Thursday, September 14, 2006
When gods words get twisted...........
well it seems a presbyterian minister in pittsburgh might be in some trouble. it seems she (at least give the presbys some credit for letting women have the good jobs) married a gay couple. i support gay marriage as long as both chicks are hot. she may get bounced out for this terrible travesty of church law. cmon if god really wanted gays to be treated right he would of said something to the effect of "everyone was created in my own image" or "do unto others as you would have them do unto you". oh......you say he did say those things....well....wow , that kind of puts organized religions in a bit of a pickle. seems they can quote old testament at some times and new testament at others and if the two disagree then they can pick the one the supports their thoughts at that time. dont fret though they reserve the right to use the other thought later if it supports what they are saying then. let me explain this again for everyone...god doesnt care if your gay. all god really says is you should praise him. its organized religion that cares if your gay and only for one reason......it cuts down on money for them. see gays dont have kids ergo they dont make new parishioners ie: less parishioners = less cash. its not e=mc2 but it does explain the mistreatment of gays by organized religion. i still fine in inexplicable why the catholic church hates women though i have my ideas there too. i'm sure if you could ask god right now how he feels he would really feel great how so called religious groups mistreat some of his creations.
mull that over kids and let me know how you feel. otherwise have a good thursday.
mull that over kids and let me know how you feel. otherwise have a good thursday.
Monday, September 11, 2006
Remembering.................
ok, so today is the five year anniversary of 9-11. as you can tell from my blog i'm given to deep introspective thought. a couple thoughts i will share with you .....
of course its the fifth anniversary. my son is starting fifth grade and that happened on his second or third day of school. i left work early because i work in downtown pittsburgh and they were talking about closing the bridges and i didnt want to be stuck on that side of the river. i talked to my wife and she said i should go pick him up from school. ok, we overreacted but nobody knew what was going on and things were crazy that day. i remember looking at him and feeling sorry for him because his world really changed that day. i tried to explain to him what was going on but how do explain insanity to a six year old.
i know i'm going to be pounded with memorial shows today but i really dont need that to remember. i remember. sometimes all too well. these shows dont make me want peace they piss me off. i find myself hating muslims for this. all of this nonsense done over religion. how ridiculous is that. i know there are good muslims....dont go crazy but i can assure you that the muslims in this country know that they are greatly outnumbered....so of course they want to get along but if the odds were different they would be just as intolerant as their kin in the mideast. i'm very tired of people killing other people because a made up god from a made up religion told them too. no offense, i want peace but if comes down to me or muslims then they gotta go. this goes for fundamentalist christians too.
this will define a generation. just as the civil war, the stock market crashing, the world wars and jfk being shot did. the picture of the fireman raising a flag at ground zero are as ingrained in my head as the photo of men raising a flag at iwo jima or some guy bending a broad over and kissing her in times square were to my parents and grandparents. what really defines this generation though is the feeling that nothing will ever be resolved. i dont feel any safer than i did on that day. i feel that this administrations lack of intelligence (mostly the lack of intelligence shown by our president) will keep this war on terror going forever.
well that just some loose thoughts running around my overly tight head. lets just get through this day.
of course its the fifth anniversary. my son is starting fifth grade and that happened on his second or third day of school. i left work early because i work in downtown pittsburgh and they were talking about closing the bridges and i didnt want to be stuck on that side of the river. i talked to my wife and she said i should go pick him up from school. ok, we overreacted but nobody knew what was going on and things were crazy that day. i remember looking at him and feeling sorry for him because his world really changed that day. i tried to explain to him what was going on but how do explain insanity to a six year old.
i know i'm going to be pounded with memorial shows today but i really dont need that to remember. i remember. sometimes all too well. these shows dont make me want peace they piss me off. i find myself hating muslims for this. all of this nonsense done over religion. how ridiculous is that. i know there are good muslims....dont go crazy but i can assure you that the muslims in this country know that they are greatly outnumbered....so of course they want to get along but if the odds were different they would be just as intolerant as their kin in the mideast. i'm very tired of people killing other people because a made up god from a made up religion told them too. no offense, i want peace but if comes down to me or muslims then they gotta go. this goes for fundamentalist christians too.
this will define a generation. just as the civil war, the stock market crashing, the world wars and jfk being shot did. the picture of the fireman raising a flag at ground zero are as ingrained in my head as the photo of men raising a flag at iwo jima or some guy bending a broad over and kissing her in times square were to my parents and grandparents. what really defines this generation though is the feeling that nothing will ever be resolved. i dont feel any safer than i did on that day. i feel that this administrations lack of intelligence (mostly the lack of intelligence shown by our president) will keep this war on terror going forever.
well that just some loose thoughts running around my overly tight head. lets just get through this day.
Wednesday, September 06, 2006
Imagine me doing this job.......
One of the world's most famous scientists is looking for an assistant.
Stephen Hawking, Professor of Mathematics at Cambridge University, wants a graduate student to help him prepare lectures and assist with scientific papers.
The university is offering a salary of up to £23,457 to the right candidate, who would be based in the Department of Applied Mathematics and Theoretical Physics.
Professor Hawking, 64, was diagnosed with the crippling muscle-wasting condition motor neurone disease at the age of 22.
He is wheelchair-bound and speaks with the aid of a computer and synthesiser.
One of the job requirements is being responsible for "maintaining and improving" this computer system and other pieces of support equipment.
The job advertisement says: "You would help him to prepare and deliver seminars and public lectures and assist with scientific papers.
"You would also accompany Professor Hawking on his many travels and assist other members of the group.
"Flexibility, stamina and a confident and caring personality, together with a valid driving licence, are essential for this demanding job."
Professor Hawking, a best-selling author, mathematician, cosmologist and leading theoretical physicist - who has twice guest-starred in TV comedy The Simpsons - was diagnosed with motor neurone disease in the 1960s.
He obtained a first class honours degree in physics at University College, Oxford, and then went on to Cambridge to conduct research in cosmology.
He became famous with the publication of his book A Brief History Of Time in the late 1980s.
imagine , if you will, what the help wanted ad for this job must read like.
wanted: grad student to assist world famous scientist and author with preparing lectures and and assist with scientific papers. this is the opportunity of a lifetime to work with one of the greatest minds in history. job pays L23,457 to the lucky qualified candidate. flexibility, stamina and a confident and caring personality together with a valid drivers license are essential for this demanding job. also the ability to change a tire on short notice.
i'd apply but this guy couldnt poosibly fire me fast enough. i'd be talking through his voice box device. i'd put him to bed and use his chair. i'd fill his computer with bad internet porn. in short i'd be his worst nightmare. ok, we would be each others worst nightmare. this job though must be one of the greatest jobs ever for someone in that field. imagine talking to him all day. sucking up all the ideas that must come rattling out of his head.
enjoy your wednesday everyone
Stephen Hawking, Professor of Mathematics at Cambridge University, wants a graduate student to help him prepare lectures and assist with scientific papers.
The university is offering a salary of up to £23,457 to the right candidate, who would be based in the Department of Applied Mathematics and Theoretical Physics.
Professor Hawking, 64, was diagnosed with the crippling muscle-wasting condition motor neurone disease at the age of 22.
He is wheelchair-bound and speaks with the aid of a computer and synthesiser.
One of the job requirements is being responsible for "maintaining and improving" this computer system and other pieces of support equipment.
The job advertisement says: "You would help him to prepare and deliver seminars and public lectures and assist with scientific papers.
"You would also accompany Professor Hawking on his many travels and assist other members of the group.
"Flexibility, stamina and a confident and caring personality, together with a valid driving licence, are essential for this demanding job."
Professor Hawking, a best-selling author, mathematician, cosmologist and leading theoretical physicist - who has twice guest-starred in TV comedy The Simpsons - was diagnosed with motor neurone disease in the 1960s.
He obtained a first class honours degree in physics at University College, Oxford, and then went on to Cambridge to conduct research in cosmology.
He became famous with the publication of his book A Brief History Of Time in the late 1980s.
imagine , if you will, what the help wanted ad for this job must read like.
wanted: grad student to assist world famous scientist and author with preparing lectures and and assist with scientific papers. this is the opportunity of a lifetime to work with one of the greatest minds in history. job pays L23,457 to the lucky qualified candidate. flexibility, stamina and a confident and caring personality together with a valid drivers license are essential for this demanding job. also the ability to change a tire on short notice.
i'd apply but this guy couldnt poosibly fire me fast enough. i'd be talking through his voice box device. i'd put him to bed and use his chair. i'd fill his computer with bad internet porn. in short i'd be his worst nightmare. ok, we would be each others worst nightmare. this job though must be one of the greatest jobs ever for someone in that field. imagine talking to him all day. sucking up all the ideas that must come rattling out of his head.
enjoy your wednesday everyone
Tuesday, September 05, 2006
Bye bye croc hunter...............
so i wake up monday and turn on the tv in my bedroom and the news hits me with the fact that steve irwin is dead. it took a minute to sink in but then i remembered the croc hunter. one of only two celebrities from down under (you figure out the other). my wife immediately turned to me and said "you called that one honey". thats right folks ... i saw that one coming. this guy had no respect for animals at all. they are called wild animals for a reason.......they are wild. the are skittish and unpredictable. he didnt care though. he would kiss the snake right on the lips. he nuzzled up to the croc. he had it coming. i didnt see his show alot...ok i saw it once and he was bit by snakes maybe...ten times during the show. i thought then that that might be the most irresponsible animal show ever. that show did two things. it either showed kids that snake bites were cool and wouldnt hurt you or it traumatized kids. he didnt teach kids to respect animals. he wasnt a teacher in any manner..he was a showman. he should have been doing this act in the circus instead of tv. i find that the news agencies are showing his video where he was taunting a croc with his new born baby to say it all about him.
lessons learned today:
1. wild animals are wild. they do unpredictable things. they will kill you.
2. dont mess with animals you know nothing about.
3. respect animals...even tame house pets.
cya steve. glad your gone. what a hit to australia though. they lost half of their stars. a nuclear bomb could go off inb hollywood and we would still have more stars then they do. oh well, enjoy your tuesday. i know i will.
lessons learned today:
1. wild animals are wild. they do unpredictable things. they will kill you.
2. dont mess with animals you know nothing about.
3. respect animals...even tame house pets.
cya steve. glad your gone. what a hit to australia though. they lost half of their stars. a nuclear bomb could go off inb hollywood and we would still have more stars then they do. oh well, enjoy your tuesday. i know i will.
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