tired, so fuckin tired

every day i wake up. i never feel like getting up...i just want to sleep in. that never happens. if its not work its soccer or church or ..........whatever. all i want to do is sleep in then get up and lay on the couch while eating chips and dip. after an hour or two of that i would then nap for a while then lay on the couch some more before going to bed. sunday would be perfect because the little time i was awake the football game would be on. i am well on my way to being the same height no matter if i'm laying down or standing up. i really should diet and exercise but i think i'm going to try a cocktail of cortisol and trimspa. the lazy mans diet. i talk to people who run 10 miles a day.........fuck i dont even want to drive that far. and the worst news of the day ......the company that makes twinkies is having financial problems and may go out of business. a world without twinkies would be anarchy. i think the living would envy the dead. and all this after i discovered batter-dipped deep fried twinkies at the butler county fair. i guess i better sell off all my losing stock and load up on twinkies. those little fuckers never go bad and if they did how would you know. let me tell ya theres nothing like a sunday full of twinkies and beer.