Hump day.....get it

destiny's child is breaking up. they have been together since they were nine and touring since they were 14. in a statement they said "after alot of discussion and deep soul searching we realized that our current tour has given us the opportunity to leave destinys child on a high note united in our friendship........time to pursuepersonal goals, solo efforts.....etc". now leets see what that really means. this is beyonce's way of saying her time in the spotlight is running out and she only has a short time left to make a boatload of cash and she aint splittin it with those other two. solo efforts? you'll never hear of those other two again. frankly in a couple of years beyonce will only be a memory. she will be showing up on the surreal life or the real gilligans island. united in our friendship? i wonder how united the supremes are.

did anyone not se this coming. katie holmes is converting to scientology. l ron hubbard scores another celebrity. now understand that katie professes to still be a virgin and went to a religious school her whole life so technically they stole her from christianity. all this is great for scientology because she will probably give the a crapload of money but on the other hand she lowered the scientology's collective IQ.

in san angelo texas (again the state that brought you our president and a red state) a couple has been indicted on aggravated sexual assault charges after authorities alledged the man raped his 13 year old granddaughter then the granmother told the girl "she got what she deserves". what kind of sick fucks are these two. an examination shows signs of chronic physical and sexual abuse. you think this little girl ever watches grandmothers on tv baking for the kids and being so sweet and wonders why shes being punished. lock these tow sick bastards up and throw away the keys. in this case i would really go old school. sew the two of them into a bag with two bears and throw it in a lake.

not to be outdone by the catholics the baptists have their own pervert and soon i hope their own lawsuits. in rockville (in what i believe is virginia) a church deacon is under arrest for having little girls pose for pictures in compromising positions. in one incident gerald white took a 10 year old girl to the park and had her pose nude in the other case he had a 12 year old girl over to his home and asked her to wear a negligee. white met the girls through the central baptist church in derwood. folks if you must saddle your children with all the religious dogma then please dont hand them over to church people just because you think a good god fearing person can be trusted. as a matter of fact lets just assume that organized religion breeds these perverts and that nobody at your church should be trusted. in that case lets just not trust any organized religion. problem solved.

cmon folks , you need to work harder. our economy needs your help

Jacko and the french.....

well michael jackson got off on his trial for child molestation. i could have told you this would be the verdict months ago. this family that accused him might be the single most unsympathetic family ever. everyone in the family was a liar. now i believe that jacko molested children at some point in his life but i dont believe that the prosecution proved it beyond a resonable doubt. the case that should have ben tried was the one years ago but that family was paid off. besides if they werent going to convict robert blake then jacko wasnt going to do any time.

heyjacko should go to france. in a recent survey over 40% of french men said they would like to become pregnant. if they can work that out then jacko is sure to move there quickly. wouldnt it be great to see jacko as a pregnant french white woman. i guess this explains the amazing lack of testicles on most french men. one of the shortest books ever written is "great french war heroes". actually in a poll of the rest of the world 100% of people would like the french to bathe and shave their pits.

hey seems people in russia have had a meltdown just in time for summer. putin got pissed off and insulted a continent by saying everyone knows africans were canibals. actually i applaud a politician who says whats on his mind (even if it is crazy). a 37 year old russian man named yuri dedov heard some voices in his head. were they telling him to go get a job, drink some vodka........no. the voices said hey yuri why dont you take a hammer and pound a nail into your head. seemed like a good idea to yuri so he did it...all the way down to the nail head. dont believe everything you hear yuri. a russian astrologist , marina bai, is suing nasa. seems marina's business will be ruined in nasa is allowed, as planned, to crash a rocket into the tempel 1 comet this year. marina says the collision will "interfere with the natural life of the universe" which will in turn harm her "system of spiritual values". she is sueing for 311 million which is the cost of the entire mission. i guess chernobel was worse than we knew.

well its tuesday.....at least you dont live in russia

This post may be a little scattered

we had an odd weekend in the burgh. let me start with the fact that i could save this city and county thousands of dollars by cutting out a few unneeded things like.......... autopsies. we had a young miner killed in a cave in in western pa. and the news said they were awaiting an autopsy. WHY? what are you waiting to find out? here let me clue you in ....he died of rock poisoning. squash syndrome? i mean it was a cave in for christs sake....what did you think he died of? also, this last week we had the senior olympic games here. let me preface this by saying that the last seven days in pittsburgh had a temperature between 85 and 95 degrees and a humdity od say.....162%. no this 77 year old cyclist keeled over while riding his bike. again we are awaiting an autopsyon him. now in their defense the autopsy said he died of a broken neck after having a heart attack and crashing. i think the heart attack was going to get him anyway. these autopsies were unneeded. how much does an autopsy cost anyway? i've never typed the word "autopsy" this may times in my life. how odd is that?

the cost to the catholic church for letting pedophiles run loose and not doing a damn thing about it now tops one billion dollars (thats a 1 with 9 zeros behind it). the figure is guaranteed to rise by hundreds of millions of dollars. most of the problems have to do with the outdated rules the catholic church has and wont do anything about because of the old men who run that group. now when you see a church begging for money dont help them . let the stupid parishoners give them cash. the catholic church has more property than almost any group you know......and they dont pay taxes. my understanding is that the catholic church in the u.s. pulls in 500 million a week in the collection baskets. if they are in that much trouble let the vatican bail them out. the artwork the vatican has alone could cure hunger throughout the world. if people quit giving money to churches they would go away and the world would be better. once the cash cow dies organized religion will follow.

i know we went to war for any number of reasons. saddam was a ruthless man and we had to hel those poor iraqis, iraq was a hotbed of terrorism, the u.s. needs to be the world police force......etc. so someone answer me this. why arent we going into the sudan like we went after iraq. their leader is a despotic man who is performing genocide on a daily basis. they are a training ground for terrorists. the people there are suffering on a level none of us can even begin to comprehend. well? the answer is that the sudan doesnt sit over a large supply of oil. you have no oil.....you get no help. its pretty simple. by the way the oil war in iraq is going downhill at an alarming rate (no matter what fox news tells you). its going to get much worse before it gets better.

well this should get your week off to a rousing start....have fun

Fridays child

i never know what to believe when it comes to what our government tells us about the oil war in iraq but if this is true well......you make up your mind. seems the insurgents (and by insurgents i mean suicide car guys) might not be all that gung ho to meet allah. seems their leaaders might by tying or binding them into these cars in some manner. in one case the iraqi police found a gas pedal with the foot taped to it (another wonderful use for duct tape). i guess seventy virgins doesnt carry the weight it used to. as one iraqi mother was heard to say about her children "they blow up so fast dont they". maybe some of these guys realize that those virgins are just seventy of the same hairy smelly women the can get right now in iraq and being virgins dont even know what men like. maybe allah needs a better p.r. firm to sell this to the insurgents to be. when it comes to gods i prefer the one from nepal that just makes the women get naked before he sends rain.....hes looking classier by the second.

along that same line t-shirt hell is back. ok the site was never gone but he got rid of his worse than hell section. the gentleman who owns this site says he was poisoned and almost died. well i'm glad he grew his balls back and brought back the really offensive shirts that i so love. this site (http://www.t-shirthell.com) is really worth the visit. now dont be a dick and laugh at the shirts until the one that makes fun of something you love then become pissed. this guy is an equal opportunity hater. its also woth it to sign up for his monthly newsletter......you'll laugh your ass off at the hate mail. my favorite new shirt......."the koran, now in two ply". isnt this also an indictment of where free speech is going in this country. oh , we believe in free speech.......until we dont agree with you.

the news out of topeka , kansas is reporting that a lenexa man named joseph henning who was out on bond for his third dui was arrested for his fourth. seems joey , accidentally of course, ran over a friend outside of a bar and then took off. when the y went to arrest our friend joey he kicked open the door on the police van and struck an officer in the groin. he has been charged with felony battery, dui as well as several misdemeanors including driving with a suspended license. now i dont have to watch too many episodes of cops to realize that smacking a cop in the nuts, probably, is not the best way to get them on your side. want to bet that this guy was either shirtless or wearing a wifebeater. i'm also betting that this guy resisted arrest and the smacked him around a little bit. GOOD. he needs a beating. oh , by the way, his bond was raised from $1500 to $200,000. you can actually buy topeka kansas for $200,000.

not to be outdone by joey , antonio briseno age 42 of (get this) defiance, ohio was arrested for the 18th time for dui. the judge says he doesnt know what to do with this guy. they've fined him, took his license away forever, jailed him.....nothing seems to work. seems antonio , who lives with his parents, took their suv on memorial day without their permission . he picked up some buddies and some beer and went cruising. needing gas antonio pulled in to a station and filled up. his beer addled mind decided that flying under ther radar meant leaving without paying. i have some ideas for the judge....lock him away for life. this guy will never learn. he has nothing important to take away. he's going to keep doing this until he kills someone. in texas they locked a guy up for life after his third dui. if they dont put him away then he should be forced to shuttle the judge and his family around town (the judge would know what to do then wouldnt he).

its friday everyone........cruise through the day and hope the weather is good this weekend wherever you are.

Hes back..............

apparently god, in his 2005 redemption and damnation tour of the red states, has appeared again. seems an image of jesus has shown up in a lays sour cream and onion potato chip. the chip measuring 11 1/2 " in diameter is now the proud property of rosalie and jerry lawson of st. petersburg , fla. they couldnt bring themselves to eat it but you just know that this thing will show up on e-bay soon. so folks be on the lookout for god appearing in a food or window or wall or a mirror........well you get the story. i myself am waiting for god to be booked at the improv before i go see him.

in fredricksburg , virginia a 14 year old student was charged with assault and battery and indecent exposure after another student complained that he fondled himself in class and rubbed something on her face afterward. school deputy jesse mcclannahan interviewed the three girls and one said the biy had "wiped a white, wet substance across her face". what kind of kid jerks off in class then wipes it on someone. this is a rapist just waiting to get started. lock him up now before he hurts someone. we wont though, we'll let this misguided youth run free because hes misunderstood or some such nonsense until he rapes or kills someone. again i will say its time to thin the herd.

in darbang village, nepal 100 women danced naked to appease the god mahadev. seems mahadev was holding back on the rain and the only way he would give it up was by seeing these woman naked. i hope these arent the same broads you see in national geographic. those broads couldnt give me a hardon when i was 13 and a stiff breeze gave me a hardon. mahadev apparently isnt one of your classier gods. i cant believe what men will think up to see naked women....and what women will believe. what kind of sales job was that? "cmon honey, just get naked. you want to eat this year dont you"? thats not third world thats at least a fifth world country.

and on a last note san franciscos center for sex and culture played host to the annual masturbate-a-thon. this was done to raise money for the center but theere was a competetive side to this. a new york man showed up after 5pm seeking to break the endurance record of 6 and 1/2 hours. now how come i'm only finding out about this now. i could have been a winner there. we had a masturbating contest in my neighborhood and i finished first and third. i know i could have won something. its really the only thing i've ever done very well and i cant figure out how to get paid for doing it. its the story of my life.

ok its thursday, your weeks almost over. try to make it through the day

You can start feeling safer now.....

on april 25th gregory despres shows up at the border in maine...thats not so odd. the odd thing was he was carrying a homemade sword, a hatchet, a knife, brass knuckles and a chainsaw stained with what appeared to be blood. now understand, he wasnt wering a turban so we really had no reason to be alarmed. sure, we confiscated his belongings, even though he was coming from canada and could say he was a lumberjack and those were the tools of his trade. we took his picture and fingerprints and told him come on in, enjoy yourself. apparently he enjoyed himself in canada the previous day buy killing a couple of his neighbors in minto, new brunswick. seems americas friend gregory decapitated his 74 year old neighbor and stabbed his common law wife to death. i understand that you just cant grab up everybody and hold them at the border just because they might seem odd but common sense says that maybe, just maybe, a red flag should have gone up here. why have the patriot act if not to prevent this...what?...oh thats right, the patriot act only takes away americans rights. sorry , what was i thinking.

oh it gets worse......federal authorities have arrested 26 illegal immigrants working for a subcontractor at northrop gruman ship systems. agents searched the pascagoula facility for suspected undocumented workers identified through northrop gruman records. northrop gruman has procedures to verify the citizenship or immigration status of individuals seeking work at its facilities, the company said in a prepared statement. well if northrop gruman has procedures how did they get hired in the first place. why dont we hear more about this? you want to bet that northrop gruman donated a ton of money to the republican party. you want to bet that northrop gruman is making some good cash because of the oil war in iraq. i guarantee the republicans are pushing this story under the carpet.

congress voted that medicinal marijuana is illegal. what a shame for some very sick people who live in constant pain. you might say that congress did that because marijuana might be abused by someone for whom it is not prescribed, that its a gateway drug. the real reason is that the pharmaceutical companies give a shitload (sorry i hate to use real technical terms with everyone) of money to congressmen (and women). the congresspeople need this money for their campaigns and to line their pockets. you see, you probably cant make....lets say ... paxil in your home so you need the drug companies for those drugs. you can, on the other hand , grow marijuana in your home, thereby cutting out the drug companies. the drug companies cant gouge you , pricewise, on something you grow at home. as for marijuana being abused...prescription drugs are abused everyday. hell the mouthpiece of the right, rush limbaugh, was caught redhanded and has asked his republican buddies to help him out. is it a gateway drug? no....and yes. having partaken in a little as a youth (i actually inhaled....but hell i'm not running for president) i found it no worse than than beer. i know many more people that are alcoholics than junkies. of course thats never brought up because the alcohol industry also gives alot of cash to congresspeople. the marijuana industry needs to start giving money to congresspeople...that will really help their cause.

well the week is halfway done.........try to accomplish something

Its tuesday......what a joy

courtney love's pill box from 15 years ago is being sold on ebay. the small plastic container labeled with her name once held her vicodan. seems an old roommate who lived with courtney when she was a stripper is selling this (probably to buy more crack). you know this roommate has run out of really worthwhile shit to sell. is it any wonder kurt killed himself. heres hoping that daughter can get out soon and get as far away from her mother as she can. save your pennies kid your mom will be living with you in the future. by the way i'm sure courtney licked that thing clean before getting rid of it.

seems poor little kelly osborne is back in rehab. an anonymous source said she slipped back into some of her old problems and is not doing so well. she is currently residing at promises in malibu. shouldnt the osbornes have their own private wing there by now. kelly said she was high during the whole last season of the osbornes (as was anyone who watched that piece of shit) and when they cleaned her room they found something like 500 pills. anyone who has seen pictures of her lately would just assume shes in for her addiction to twinkies and bad makeup. theres a chick who could use heroin. why is that she and her brother are the only to junkies to gain weight. congrats ozzie...you and sharon sold your kids out to make a buck showing your disfunctional family. when do you think one of the osborne kids will kill somone.

in a story that has been pushed right under the rug is something called the downing street memo. seemd this document contains meeting minutes transcribed during the british prime ministers meeting on july 23rd, 2002 (a full 8 months before the invasion of iraq). the contents of the memo detail how our government did NOT believe iraq was a greater threat than other countries, how intelligence was fixed to sell this war to the american public, and that when our president said "war was a last resort" he knew it wasnt true. british officials do not dispute the document authenticityand a senior american official has desscribed it as "absolutely accurate". if this is true then everything said about this war being fought to help bush's oil buddies is true. our politcians are not looking out for us folks.....better learn that quick. this war is being fought over oil and the wheels of our war machine are greased with the blood of the poor soldiers that are sent over there without the proper equipment so that bush family friends can make huge profits. for more information please go to www.downingstreetmemo.com.

well kids summer showed up in the burg with a vengence and my a.c. at home isnt working. i'm going to go dip my balls in ice.

Happy monday everyone

it looks like summer has actually arrived in the burgh so lets get started

in tucson arizona a teenager was upset because his family was going to move. he went to a construction site and stole a 40 ton earth mover (a giant bulldozer). he was driving down streets knocking down utility poles when the police caught up with him. he led them on a 15 mile chase when they decided that was enough and shot him. the teen is in critical condition. GOOD. this little shit should have been shot. they should have shot him earlier. i'm sorry he was upset...wahh wahhh wahhhhh. get over it kid. people move everyday. most dont want to do it. they dont go ruining peoples lives. i hope these cops dont get into trouble.....they did the right thing.

along that same line the runaway bride will pay back $13,205.00 for leading authorities on a wild goose chase after she got cold feet. it should have been more. the city will write off another $30,000.00. shouldnt she have to pay it all. throw her skinny running ass in jail. teach some people a lesson. shes going to make some lucky guy very unhappy someday.

lyle simpson was out hiking with a group when a grizzly bear attacked. everyone ran except lyle who tripped and fell. bye bye lyle....NO. lyle used his martial arts training and beat the bear. now i know when your in a group you dont have to outrun the bear only the slowest guy in your group but how bad is lyle. what kind of belt do you get for beating up a bear. or more to the point....what kind of pussy was that bear. you think the other bears make fun of him. you know the next bear from that group that runs across a human is going to eat that one alive just to prove to the other bears hes no wimp.

and lastly in a story that is both funny, sad and scary all at the same time....in bozeman (i think thats montana) a high school hired an abstinence speaker to speak to the seniors at a time of the year when they may need some advice (graduation, summer, prom...etc). tina marie holewinski (no lewinski jokes please) age 27 was invited. she spoke about not drinking and driving and other such things and then as superintendent mike redburn said "she went off message". seems tina told them that among other things condoms lead to cancer, birth control pills are only 20% effective, sexually transmitted diseases are spread through skin contact alone, video games lead to homicide and tthat teens can acheive a second virginity through abstinence. you wonder if tina actaully believes these things. who taught her this bullshit. one students parent want the school to bring in a rebuttal speaker to talk to the seniors. i hope this isnt needed. lets hope the seniors are smarter than we are giving them credit for.

turn your brains on kids. you'll need them.......most of us dont have government jobs

Deep throat.....oh you mean the guy

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Storytime thursday is here.......

in a follow up to my tuesday post jesus is continuing his "redemption and damnation" tour of the red states by appearing in an ultrasound in toledo, ohio. to anyone who has never seen an ultrasound you can say it looks like anything. to say they are a little blurry would be a gross understatement. having just went through the birth of my third child i can honestly say that i cannot make heads or tails of any ultrasound i have ever seen regardless of the nurse standing there telling me what things are ("alright lady you see a child , i see a dinosaur"). i am still counting on god showing up in kentucky and new mexico.......stay tuned.

there are at least four pieces of toast on sale on e-bay with faces on them. whos the lucky face you ask? god? sorry his tour hasnt stopped there yet. its worse than god its........carrie underwood. who would buy these. your not even going to know this no talent hacks name in a year and then its just uncomfortable trying to explain whos face is on the toast on your mantle and why you spent money on it.

in the greatest act of irony david baron , 58, was found dead by his wife. this isnt the funny part yet. he was found hooked up to a tank of laughing gas (start giggling....but it gets better). he was also found wearing a skirt and bra. anyone else think the afterlife will be slightly uncomfortable for david. seems thew machine was feeding him straight nitrous without any oxygen. the only thing that might, and i stress might , have made this funnier is if he was wearing star wars regalia. i must admit in my advancing years that i do worry about croaking in front of the computer with my pants around my ankles looking at donkey porn or some other such filth. i dont want to end up as blog material for someone else.

and lastly , in a wonderful draining of the gene pool martyn filder, 22 , was out with some friends. maybe they had a libation or two when they came across a shopping cart. deciding that climbing in and riding it down the hill would be a great idea all four climbed in and went on the ride of their lives (or in martyn's case ...the last ride of his life). at speeds of over twenty mph they were enjoying the wind in there hair when it hit the curb throwing all of them out. martyn flew into a curb which killed him. you might say this is a tragedy...i say its darwinism at its finest. natural selection on display. when the cave men were around they went down to the watering hole for a drink. the one who drank from the tar pit didnt make it and stupidity wasnt passed along. this is the same thing. at least martyn wasnt wearing a skirt and bra.

weeks almost over kids......lets just get through today

Geeks, freaks and the religious right

could there possibly be a funnier story than the two geeks who got burnt in england pretending to be jedi knights. seems these two einsteins filled flourescent lights with gasoline and lit them. nice light sabers jackass. they were in the hospital with burns over large portions of their bodies. i wonder who these two are going to sue. i think anyone who wears star wars outfits, sleeps outside theaters to be the first to see a movie, fill lights with gas....etc should have to be sterilized. do we really want these people filling the gene pool. in their defense they didnt get a complete dip in the pool to start with. you can also add star trek people to that list. if you have enough time to learn klingon then you shouldnt procreate.

the backstreet boys comeback tour got off to a rocky start. seems that on their lone european date in germany their bus ran over a fan named julia wagner 19. it seems that after they flew into germany they had trouble getting their bus through the airport crowd. at least nick and kevin went to visit her in the hospital. now therre are alot of odd things in this story. why would you start your comeback tour with only one european stop? why would you do that stop first? why did you need a tour bus when you flew in and had only one date? why was there a crowd for the back street boys anyway? well that last one can be explained . german think david hasselhoff is a great singer too. but the biggest question is who knew the back street boys still had a career?

the american family association is run by a man called donald e. wildmon. at first glance you would think this is a wonderful group......and you would be wrong. this idiot has tried to jam religious fundamentalism down peoples throats for years. hes gone after people like howard stern and anyone who doesnt say exactly what he likes. his group has aimed their useless little heads at ford. seems like those ignorant bastards at ford have decided to give benefits to same sex couples. you can see where this will lead to the downfall of america. congrats to ford....they havent buckled under. you know the afa loves wal-mart....a good all-american company. not only wouldnt wal-mart offer same sex benefits they wont offer them to anyone. as i have said before if you dont give money to these crackpots they would just go away. cmon america ....lets make donald wildmon get a real job.

its hump day and i feel like i've already been humped

Coming to a window near you.....

apparently the world is in better shape than we think or at least god isnt worried. taking time out of his busy schedule of miracles and damnation jesus appeared in a window in fort worth, texas. as crowds flocked to see the image jesus was heard to say "come back for the ten o'clock show. its completely different". god is starting his red state tour in texas seeing that he had a big part in putting texas' favorite son in office for a second time. god will continue his tour in kentucky where he will appear in a bottle of bourbon and then later this week in new mexico where he is scheduled to appear in a tortilla.

in geneva, illinois a genius named dean craig set his home on fire. there is alot of crazy reasons he could have done this, but in his defense, he picked the craziest. seems dean wanted his guests to leave and because they were having such a good time they refused. dean taught them a lesson by pouring rubbing alcohol (which he might have been drinking) on the floor and setting it ablaze. this got his guests to leave but forced more acquaintances to show up...namely the firemen and police. dean is now a guest of the state on a 25k bond. oh , and when i say it was deans home i meant he lived there.....his mother is the owner.

in tennesee a mom is guilty of caring too much. seems anette pharris, 34, decided that her son, landon, needed a little something extra for his sixteenth birthday. i mean, hes been such a good boy. mom hired a stripper. she did a good job and mom snapped some pics so landon would have a momento of this occasion. then she tried to get them developed at a local drug store. anette was indicted by the grand jury for 1. contributing to the deliquency of a minor and 2. involving a minor in an obsene act. by that state sure is tough. why what loving mother wouldnt do that for her son. look anette, these stories always turn out bad. your from tennesee anette just stick to giving your son a hand job like everyone else from that backward , inbred state.

i'm trying to get my shit together after the long weekend.............it doesnt look good

Buggery?

try to wrap your brain around this one kids

in campobello, south carolina cory michael williamson , age 17, was arrested for buggery. whats buggery you ask? well his neighbor reported him to the police after witnessing him having sex with a six month old puppy. thats right.... A SIX MONTH OLD PUPPY. right now your friend and mine cory is a guest at the spartanburg county detention center. if that seems a little extreme for someone who might have been having consensual sex with his pet lets look into this a little further. seems cory was arrested last year for criminal sexual conduct against a FOUR year old girl and a thirteen year old girl. seems cory has al little problem here. this kid is a sexual predator. he needs to be eliminated. i know his lawyer will say hes only seventeen, that he can be rehabilitated.....etc. he cant. make no mistake about this......he cant. anyone who thinks this kid is worth saving should be forced to live next door to him with their kids. that'll seperate the believers from the non-believers. my prediction......he is going to kill a child before hes put away. you read it here first.

in georgetown, texas a man was given a life sentence for his EIGHTH dwi conviction. i know you big drinkers might think this is a little harsh but imagine this drunken bastard wiping out your family and then belching out "did i hit something officer". i'll forgive the first but after that you just aint gettin it. maybe public whippings and stocks might jar his memory but do we really need to resort to that. and i can only imagine what this drunken fucks car insurance must cost. gary dibbs, 49, is a country western singer so he will be real entertaining in the cell block where the song "stand by your man" takes on a whole new meaning. i do have good news for mr dibbs.....he is eligible for parole in thirty years (you thought i was going to say i saved alot of money on my car insurance).

on a lighter note britany spears had to give her pet chihuahua away because it kept biting her new husband kevin. the only person in the family with common sense and she gave it away. what are they going to do when the kid talks back? i cant believe that mr spears can call the shots like that....he is her employee. kevin is quoted as saying that hes delighted his ankles are safe and that there is alot less poop laying around. poop which is said to litter their malibu home (britany has two other dogs). does this remind anyone of the beverly hillbillies. how long before they have a car up on blocks in the front yard, a gaggle of kids running around naked......etc. god help malibu.

gotta run folks. enjoy the long weekend. hope your weather is good.

The hot new vacation spot.....

paris? dead. new orleans? history. no, the hot new vacation spot will be in northern kentucky. the creation museum. created by a gentleman named ken ham. it will offer hams views that the earth was created in six days and is only 6000 years old. that the grand canyon wasnt created by millions of years of erosion but in a couple of weeks by the big flood. that noah had dozens of unique animals on the ark including a t-rex. he came to the age of the earth by tracing biblical genealogy (the bible being the definition of complete accuracy). mr ham says that "people will get saved here. if nothing else it will get them to question their own position of what they believe". i guess it might get some religious fanatics to change but i hope not normal thinking americans. is it any wonder the world is passing america in education. i cant wait to go. how kooky will this be. i need that bumper sticker on my car....now. actually i would just like to hang outside and see the misfits that flock to this steaming pile of shit. lets go back to the middle ages for our science.is it any wonder the world is passing america in education. when you fall for this crap we will then explain how the sun revolves around the earth.....god wouldnt have it any other way. every time a christian points out that there cant be life anywhere else because god created us in his own image and we are perfect i point out that if humans are the best god could do then he aimed very low and settled for very little.

my hope is that everyone reading this blog knows what the government means by faith based initiatives. for those that stumbled here by accident(and didnt immediately turn off their computer and go light a candle for me after the last story) let me explain. it is government speak for funneling your tax money to religious groups that offer social services. those groups can then do anything they want with that money. rick santorum (nazi senator from pa.) thinks this is a great idea. he doesnt think a seperation of church and state is such a great thing. let me explain further.....this allows these groups to get around equal opportunity laws that say you cant discriminate for religious reasons in your hiring practices. you think a catholic church is going to hire a very qualified jew? guess again. do you think christians congresspeople are going to share the money equally with muslims, jew, mormons ...etc? guess again. countries where the religious control the government do real well.....just look at iran and iraq (fuck it just look at the whole middle east). the founders of this country understood the seperation of church and state which makes you realize how smart a bunch of farmers can be and how we are being sold out by the idiots we have in office.

as bad as organized religion is i must admire l. ron hubbard. dont like the religions you see....start a new one. i just dont understand how he got so many famous people to by into that bullshit. there was a post that said he had gay film of tom cruise and john travolta getting it on with young men but that seems a little far fetched to me. this all leads to the question ...do we really need another religion? shouldnt we be shutting down a few of them? at least he doesnt go door to door like the mormons. that saturday morning knock really pisses me off.

ok, i'm going to go jerk off thinking about the lottery.....you folks do whatever you want.

Ok. we made a mistake on this kid

anyone remember lionel tate. he was the 12 year old that in 2000 killed a 6 year old and was sentenced to life in prison. his lawyer argued at the time that he was only mimicing the wrestling moves he saw on tv. his conviction was overturned in 2004 and then he pleaded guilty to second degree murder and was allowed to go home with his mother to serve a year of house arrest followed by ten years on probation. i know, you'd all like a happy ending here but alas its not to be. the little boy has grown to an 18 year old criminal. he was arrested in fort lauderdale for the second time.....this time for holding up a pizza delivery man with a gun. he is currently being held in broward county jail on charges of armed burglary with battery, armed robbery and violation of probation. when do we admit our mistake and throw him back in the slammer for life. who will this societal misfit have to kill to get put away for good. its time to cull the herd folks. this kid will never be rehabilitated. he will be a major drain on society on top of ruining some families lives by killing someone they love. by the way his lawyer ,richard rosenbaum, said "lionels not guilty. he just needs a chance to change his life". didnt he get that when they overturned his life sentence. he should be let out and made to live right next door to his attorney. lets see what richie rosenbaum says then.

while we are at it lets point out the inequities of christianity. the saint jude educational institute in montgomery alabama did not allow honor student alysha cosby to go to commencements because she got pregnant to another boy in the class. yes, he was allowed to go to commencements. she did end up going and sitting in the audience. after the last name was called she stood up announced her name and walked across the stage....after which cosby, her mother and her aunt were escorted from the church by police. now this girl could have had an abortion but being a good christian she didnt....and the church punished her anyway. and in typical church fashion nothing happened to the boy. she was told not to come back to school. she was allowed to finish her work at home. the school said it had safety concerns even though her doctor gave a written note that said she could go to school for six more months. this is so typical of organized religions. first, they dont want you to have an abortion but they want nothing to do with you when you decide to have the child. the next time the church will care about that child is when it gets a job and is able to give them money....then that child will be welcomed into the fold. and lets blame the girl for everything. if you dont want her in school because it advertises promiscuity then the boy should be tossed too. its only fair...he had a hand in it. you know if people quit giving money to churches they would dry up and blow away .....and our lives would be better.

a pimp named jason itzler has got caught pimping and has thrown out a name of someone famous to get some attention. who'd he throw under the bus......adam duritz of counting crows. he states that adam spent ten to twenty thousand to have four or five women for a night. first off adam can afford it. its his choice. what man wouldnt want four or five great looking call girls for a night. he doesnt need a realtionship he just wants wild sex and what better way to get it. no dinner, no drinks, no games. come to my room, have sex with me and then leave. it is said that you dont pay a hooker for sex your paying her to leave. and make no mistake these arent common crack whores they are high class call girls. their clean, smell good....a class act all around. on the other hand a pimp by any other name still smells as bad. this jason itzler is an asshole for spilling a name. have fun adam....live it up

ponder those for awhile and see how your day goes

Shoes...tell us a story

all right kids sit back. i have a couple of good ones. in sacramento california police raided a cock fight and saved over 800 birds. while most people fled into the woods one man threw down four grand and was still caught. ok, maybe your all into peta and care about some cocks (i'm trying to get as many cock references into this story as i can) or you dont like the illegal gambling aspect of this or your just into sheriffs, thats not any of my business. the really funny part of this is that what tipped off the cops was the ten foot tall chicken they placed outside the door. i guess the neon "cockfighting tonight" sign was out of order. people like this should go to jail, not for the crimes stated above, but for gross stupidity. any bets that this was a bunch of illegal aliens running this show?

remember kids if your real good in school, pay good attention and dont talk back to the teacher maybe just maybe you might get laid. with that in mind mary kay latourneau got married to the kid she was screwing when he was a sixth grader. she married vili fualaau in a very private (no shit) ceremony on saturday. whats the over/ under on the length of this marriage. shes 43 and hes 22. i'm sure to the little foreigner a white american chick seem like the be all to end all but thats going to wear off soon. i guess the one big factor is that shes batshit crazy and how sane can this idiot be. he married his first piece of ass. congrats to the happy couple.

in the lovely city of new york, new york (the city so nice they named it twice) a woman weighing 407 pounds needed to get an mri. she was refered to the bronx zoo because no place had a machine for a HUMAN that large. the zoo, on the other hand, deals with larger mammals. she , as you might guess, is offended by this. she says she feels she was treated like an animal. i'm sure thats only because she eats ands smells like an animal. hey lady, heres a clue . your 407 pounds. you are not fat.......your obese. your back and legs hurt...no shit. you dont need an mri , i can diagnose this case from here. drop 300 pounds and you wont be in as much pain. just wait...shes going to sue someone. you can bank on that.

and last but by no means least a stem cell research bill will come before the house this week. it has a possibility of passing.......and it should. our president though , who is too stupid to understand the research, has sworn to veto it if it passes. i hope every religious fanatic who voted for bush gets a disease that could have been cured by this research. i actually hope the bush family comes down with something also. apparently religious fundamentalists (the folks keeping fun and mental in religion) are afraid of the imaginary guy in the sky who will punish them for making life a little better for others. on another front the south koreans have announced the creation of eleven new custom made cloned stem cell lines....from the skin cells of child and adult patients. the religious right is going to push this country back behind the rest of the world and then wonder why there is a depression. this is really the nazi party come back to life. thank you red states.

ok story time is over....now its nap time

Maybe mom needs a sex ed class

thre sisters in the uk ages 12, 14 and 16 all got pregnant within three months of each and the funny part is that mom blames the school. before you come to any conclusions lets hear a little more regarding this family. the 12 year old gave birth first...to a son....named t-jay. say no more. the 16 year old , who has had two miscarriages and one abortion previously was next and gave birth to amani. are you starting to get a better picture of this family. they live in a three bedroom home supplied by the government but mom is complaining that its a little too small for their needs. mom blames the lack of good sex education in the schools. well mom, heres some facts. your daughters are little sluts bordering on little whores. wouldnt it have been cheaper getting them all on the pill. maybe you could have taught some sex ed at home instead of leaving it up to the incompetant schools. the problem with people today is that nobody want to accept responsibility for their actions. its easier to blame someone else. stick around , i'm sure mom will be sueing someone soon.

the question comes up every year......should old people be forced to retake the drivers test. the answer is yes. in birdsboro pennsylvania a 90 year old man wrecked his car during a funeral procession. you know how fast the funeral processions go and how you really need to make split second decisions. he had on a new pair of shoes and said he thought he was hitting the brakes. i've driven in different shoes and have never made that mistake. what did he have his feet on backwards.remember these are people who have trouble working the remote control. he should have his license pulled. old people should have to be tested yearly after 60. that seems to be the magic number when they start to be a hazard on the road. most of the old people never kill themselves but seem to knock off others at an alarming rate. the problem is that old people vote and old people are in office so it will never happen.

in a last gasp for insanity a st, louis mo. man named oran ambus wont have his dog nuetered. his dog got out of his yard and was picked up by the dog catcher. the law there says to get him back he needs to be nuetered. oran doesnt want that because...........his dog wont get into heaven. thats right....heaven. laugh if you must but go and read leviticus chapter 22 and you will be schooled. apparently an invisible man in the sky will get mad if you alter the dog. missouri...wasnt that a red state. thank god the republicans are catering to the religious right. this is the kind of man who should be picking our president.

good luck thinking today with this shit rattling around in your head.

Do your job....leave god out of it

again a pharmacist in texas (that red state keeps popping up) wouldnt fill a prescription for the morning after pill to a young girl who was raped. apparently god doesnt like him doing that and wants this young lady to have the baby. i say he should be fired immediately. your job isnt to dispense moral lessons its to dispense the drugs that are prescribed. leave you religion at home jerkoff. you can pull it out when your not at work or on sundays. this is happening all over the country and should be stopped before someone gets hurt. sure the religious right says its birth control pills but what if the kook pharmacist decides his god doesnt want you taking your heart medication.

in east orange new jersey a woman named marlene kess has been found to have the rotting corpses of 200 cats in bags in her back yard. she had another 48 cats in her house (alive). now you might be saying "hey shoes, whats so funny about that". well let me tell you. she runs kitty-kind, one of the only no kill shelters in that area. you think some of those cats wouldnt have rather taken there chances in the back room of the humane society. i guess her house wasnt a no kill shelter.

and in a related story...derik wilhelm of huron ohio, a part-time police officer was arrested for throwing kittens out of his car window. thats not such a bad thing in and of itself BUT his car happened to be going 70 mph when he did it. he must be the pride of the huron ohio police department. look if you wanted to get rid of the kittens do like everyone else...put them in a bag with a brick and toss it into some lake. thats the american way.

ok, its sunday. go and pray for my soul.

the middle east just doesnt make sense !

so newsweek said that some guards flushed some qurans (jesus christ i hope i spelled that right) down a toilet to piss off some prisoners. there is just so much wrong with this that its hard to keep all my thoughts in some kind of order. first off, in my house things just dont flush that easy. now i'm pretty sure that if i tried to flush a whole book that i might possibly clog the plumbing of not only my house but the entire neighborhood. dont tewll me that cuba has better plumbing than my neighborhood. secondly, its prison. it's not supposed to be fun. if it was fun we would be calling it funtown and not prison. so we fushed a quran....get over it. i guess it is way worse than the radicals in iraq sawing the heads off of prisoners. maybe if we did that they muslims wouldnt be so mad. isnt it odd that supposedly very religious people can get mad about something you do to a book but could care less about what they do to humans. so in summing this all up lets flush all the qurans down some toilets....and then we can continue on to bibles, the book of mormon......etc. lets get rid of organized religion and the world would be a better place. john lennon got it right, i think.

goldie hawn haas caught some grief from womans groups because she said the reason her marriage to kurt russell has lasted so long is because she wears sexy clothes, spends time away from him and lets him enjoy other women from time to time. what a wonderful wife she is. some women should take a page from her book and start living by it. i knew i liked goldie...she gets it.

lindsay lohan, who now looks like a skeleton, has told teen vogue that compared to other teen stars she fat. hasa anyone seen her lately. she looks like a bobblehead doll (tiny body, huge head). i liked her way better when she had some curves. now she looks like she trying to get a part in the remake of schindlers list. she says she been working out with a trainer. i wonder how that workout goes.....
1. binge
2. purge
3. take some laxitives
i believe her trainers name is heroin. on the upside, when her career goes down the tubes (and it will) she will quit acting crazy, put some weight back on and be in playboy before she 32. i cant wait

well kids , its too nice to be sitting inside reading this. go out and do something

Are we back in the seventies still ?

a theater in kentucky (another red state ?) has banned the movie monster in law because, get this, jane fonda is in it. you might guess that it is because of poor acting by her co-star j-lo (somehow i dont think she'll be getting an academy award this year ) or janes dried up features but no its because of things she did during the vietnam war. wasnt she there in the late sixties or early seventies? most of the people who were alive then cant even use a computer. alright mr. theater owner...you showed her. way to teach her a lesson. what a goddamn idiot he must be...but dont forget , this is kentucky. they liked bush so reality there is really just a concept. and i just love these people who blame vietnam on jane. sure shes an asshole...just like you and me. if you care to blame anyone blame our politicians who dragged us into that swirling, sucking eddy of despair or our military leaders who would go and bomb those people back to the stone age or lbj who didnt have the balls to get us out because it might make him look weak and left the pow's there to rot. dont blame jane fonda...thats just stupid.

ellen degeneres has now said that she was molested when she was 17 by a stepfather. i wonder if that will affect her relationship with men later in life at all. i think i could have told you that story and i dont even know her. i think alot of lesbians have had some bad expirence with men in their younger days. now dont get all huffy...i didnt say all of them. i love lesbians. i think i am a lesbian personally. ellen also said that anne heche broke her heart. well she seems to have gotten over that. portia de rossi will have that effect on you. de rossi is like ellen's trophy wife....and what a catch she is. you would be hard pressed to find a broad that hot. i really dont think that i'm the only one who would like to ellen and portia do a duet on the vibrators.......am i?

theres alot of talk regarding national id's lately. i dont like this idea. its big brother and 1984 happening right before our eyes. this isnt really going to stop terrorism. the same unmotivated screeners at the airport that dont check your id and bags now wont do it with the new id either. the republican party is quickly becoming the nazi party in this country. i dont want my government to tell me what i can watch on tv or hear on the radio. hell , we are about a month from book burnings. red states beware....once the government takes away hbo and howard stern they are going to go after screwing sheep and marrying your sister (thats hitting you right where you live guys).

two funny blogs www.ifuckedanncoulterintheass.com and www.backinanncoultersasssaddleagain.com . i hope i got those right. funny stuff there and i am hoping those titles are prophetic too.

well the days young and i'm not so time to get to work. you should too.

Lindsay's tits are too big....says who?

well apparently disney does, thats who. disney is using the computer to pull her breasts back a bit. i dont know, the last picture i saw of her she looked skeletal. she's on that hollywood diet thats all the rage right now..you know it...binge , purge, snort. heroin must be great for diets. look at what it does for all the supermodels AND keith richards. he doesnt have an ounce of fat on him. dont get me wrong i like thin girls with incredibly large cans but some chicks go too far. i cant wait for lindsay to be in playboy. you know its going to happen. all these young girls will racew to playboy when their careers fall apart.

texas is definately a red state. thank god those people love god and gw. but those people have really gone off of the deep end lately. two recent implosions are just wonderful little stories that i find fascinating. one guy got his truck shot up by another driver. while moving, because.......he looked at the other guys girl. if i had a dime for evertime i have done that well.........anyways another man ran over a woman for........survey says............rejecting him. i guess that part of the bible belt has a different bible than i do. who are their role models? robert blake? oj? remember these people voted en masse for bush. need i say more.

in orlando fla (isnt another bush someone soecial there) a gentleman named bob zuckerman put a train in his yard and had the neighborhood kiddies over to ride it. as it always goes the parents didnt really look into this and he is now under arrest for sexual battery of two and possibly four children. who'd have guessed. anyone who has been around old people (and pittsburgh is loaded with them) know they want nothing more than to be away from young children. that couldnt have been any more predictable if his god given name was actually chester the molester. do people really need a red flag to go up before they start to open their eyes.

in another tribute to texas francisco ruiz 75 (agian its texas and old people) was caught screwing his golden retriever. its not the first time he's done it and not the first dog he's done it with (regardless of what he told the dog over dinner). i guess when you find something you like you stick with it. good for you francisco. another proud republican.

well my head just exploded so i guess i will just try to find all the pieces and glue this thing back together and get to work.

Clowns, clowns and more clowns

in riverside california a man dressed as a clown assaulted two girls ages 12 and 14. when are we going to realize that men dressed as clowns (with the exception of the shriners) are dangerous? what man wants to put on all that makeup? i'll tell you who....a molester. when are we going to learn this lesson? how many serial murderers and rapists do we have to put down? i keep my kids away from clowns unless i know them. and when are we going to catch on to the fact that men who assault children CANNOT be rehabilitated? every single time you hear about a kid being assaulted or raped or kidnapped or killed its always by someone who served time for the same thing before. cut thier nuts off, fry them...hell i dont care what we do as long as we do something. people who prey on children and the elderly must be dealt with severely.

now that we found out where the finger in the wedys chili has come from can we put this behind us and get down to the rela problem here....LAWYERS. if it wasnt for these two legged leaches there wouldnt be half of the frivilous lawsuits you see. they go on tv and tell people that" they dont have to pay upfront" and that "we'll get money for you". companies settle with these assholes because they drag it out and it is not cost effective to fight them. more companies would fight if the complaintant and their lawyer had to pay court fees if they lost. i think wendys should file suit against the lawyer who brought the suit against them over that finger. i think the lawyer should have done some sleuthing before bringing the suit and costing wendys so much with the bad publicity.

dave chappelle says hes sane. that he is only relaxing in south africa. WHAT? what black man goes to south africa ever much less to relax? when did south africa become a haven for the black man? isnt that the country that brought us sun city? the resort for whites only. sure dave, your not crazy.

demi moore said ashton kusher is a little too fast in the sack. this is the funniest news ever. i wish i knew him so i could cll him up and jerk him around. its like he was punked by demi. damn i wish i could do a episode of punked on his ass. imagine the shit he's taking right now over this little tidbit. if ever you could condone a little abuse this would be the case. this has robert blake and o.j. shaking their heads. those two killed women and they never questioned there sexual prowess. and somewhere bruce willis is laughing his ass off. she never said that about him. i hope every time people see ashton they call him quicky.

ok, i've taken enough of your time. thanks for reading. i actually wonder how many people read this blog anyway.

Lottery titties

well the headline read "uk lottery winner buys all her sisters titties". i have pondered this for a couple of days mostly because some of the headlines seemed like they were puting this woman down for doing it. after much deliberation i cant find a problem with what she did. look around you right now. how many woman wouldnt look better with a whole new rack. i happen to love big ol fake titties. i love to say "big ol fake titties....hell i like to type the phrase for that matter. i know its popular to say that real are better but thats rarely true. hell i wish someone would buy me some thin. if one of my brothers won and got me some lipo...i'd be tickled. i think this women is doing the world a service by making a number of boobs (including her own) look better.

keeping in this vein, nichole kidman wants to get pregnant because she would like bigger boobs. what a goddamn idiot she is. she got the money to by some big ol fake titties. just do it already. actually i think shes so hot that is all she needs. and i'm sure this child would get alot of love. thanks for the titties, what you want to nurse, i hardly know you. just looking at her, she does not give you the impression that she has alot of love in her. lets ask tom cruise how loving she is.

the war in iraq is quickly spiraling out of control. 25 us sevicemen died needlessly this last week alone and litterally dozens of iraqi citizens. car bombs are going of at a rate we havent seen. condie rice can spout the the republican party line all she wants but she cant spin this one straight. as i have said before its easier to beat up some half assed army that it is to occupy another country. my heart goes out to all the parents of those servicemen and women that died so bush's friends can make more oil profits here at home. i hope that if there is a hell that there is a special place set aside for the bush family.

alright, i'm tired of talking to you'all. go and get to work

Cops, cops and more cops

i love the show cops. if you have seen it (and i cant believe anyone hasnt) it is a must see. it points out all the good and bad of that job. first and foremost you see alot of the crap that cops put up with on an everyday basis.you just know that sometimes after they have been led on a car chase, had the little assholes jump out while the car is still moving and then have to chase them that they wish the cameras werent there. i'm sure some of these jerkoffs would resist a little more....if you get my drift. the show is wonderfully predictable. all the men are wearing wife beater t-shirts. everyone smokes. the really bizarre part is that all these people sign releases to show their faces. nothing is more attractive than large, sweaty people are taken down, tazered and then cuffed. look ma , i'm on tv. god bless america. i really like when afterwards the cops all stand around laughing at the people the just caught. the best are the prostitution stings. people who drive nice cars throug the worst part of that city and when the cops pull them over throw out every lame excuse they can.
cop... "what are you doing down here? you dont live anywhere near here."
perp.."i'm visiting a friend."
cop...."oh yeah, wherres he live."
perp.."i cant remember."
this is how it goes over and over. i feel like going there and beating those people with a night stick. i think every high school kid should have to watch this just so you know how to act to a cop. trust me , it will save you a rodney kinglike beating down the road.

which leads me onto this topic,while we are here. there are entirely too many police chases anymore. they are so common that some cities televise them (l.a.). heres the solution. herd these criminals onto a highway and have a sharpshooter blow them away from an overpass. get them to where ever you have blocked traffic and cleared out civilians. then boom ,you kill them. i know , boo hoo, i'm such a bad man but these assholes are driving three ton dangerous weapons around...running lights, going the wrong way....etc. KILL THEM. you probably only have to do this a couple of times and people would quit running. the only reason they run is they know they can get away with it. when the cops say pull over.....DO IT!

cops.......you may not always like what they do or how they do it but when you in trouble who else you going to call.

The rolling stones on tour........oh great

well it appears that even though they havent been relevant for a couple of years the rolling stones are going to go out this summer on their amercan tour (money grab). really, is this needed? they arent what they used to be folks. just get yourself a greatest hits album, put on your headphones, get your spliff and enjoy that. you know the seats are going to be priced outrageously. have you seen the boys lately. mick and keith look like my grandmother. they are do dried out and wrinkled that it looks like someone stuck a straw in them and drained them. dont get me wrong i like the stones but they havent made anything good in years. retire gracefully boys...your already in the hall of fame

is tupac really dead? this guy puts out a new cd every year. he was this prolific when he was alive. if his success continues rappers will be killing themselves like crazy to boost sales. of course biggie hasnt done so well in death so maybe the afterlife isnt a great sales venue after all.

cops in this country are tasering people like crazy. dont get me wrong, i think most people deserve it. i dont carry one for just that reason. i would taser people all day (my kids included). you dont want to be tasered? then heres some rules. when a cop says stop...stop. when a cop tells you to pull over.....do it. there are two appropriate answers when speaking to a cop.....yes sir and no sir. thats it. the answer to the question "you think that badge makes you tough" is YES. if you are going to act like an asshole you better carry your camcorder 24/7.

now go and be happy. the weeks almost over. dont make me take this belt off kids

Is god a republican?

when you hear some of the stories it seems so. at the east waynesville baptist church in waynesville n.c. they kicked some democrats out of the church. in case you havent guessed n. carolina is a red state. they actually should be red with embarassment. the pastor announced, during a service no less, that if you arent voting republican then you cant be a member of that church then just lately they tossed eight people who voted democrat. can the government start taxing churches immediately please? well it wont happen because bush and the republicans have their noses firmly imbedded in the religious rights asses (so far up actually that they can tell what they had for lunch) but it should happen. there should be a seperation of church and state and if churches want to start making political statements then they should be taxed. churches have it pretty sweet actually not being taxed. the catholic church has so much money they make microsoft look like paupers. so to sum it up....if jesus came back now he would probably still hang out with lepers and prostitutes but not democrats. well at least we can applaud the east waynesville baptist church for acxtually showing their true feelings instead of hiding them like most "true" christians.

two items that explain why common sense is lacking in young people. in bow, new hampshire a senior will not get her diploma because she is one gym credit short. i know that kids try to get out of gym (hell most of my friends did in h.s.) but lets look further. this girl plays in the band and letters in three sports. doesnt she get some gym credit for the letters.
in columbus, georgia a student was suspended for talking on his cell phone and not hanging up when told to. i know those pesky cell phones are a distraction and shouldnt be in schools but lets look a little further at this too. the kid was talking during lunch and he was talking to his mother who just happens to be serving thisa country in IRAQ. who knows when this kid will speak to her again (if ever).
the reality is kids arent seeing alot of common sense from the adults they are surrounded with.

starbucks wont sell bruce springsteens new cd in their stores because (as i understand it) it has a anal sex reference. i'm sure bruce is shaking in his boots over that. i guess that cd will go platinum 10 minutes later than expected now. if anyone is affected its someone like me. someone who buys all his music at starbucks. i was going to go to one of the thirty starbucks on my block and buy it as soon as it came out but i guess that plan is screwed now. hey starbucks, stick to what you know.........overpriced, OVERRATED coffees sold to h.s. kids.

one a final note to send you on your day the right way ....12 penguins died in a california zoo......from chlamydia! and you think your day was bad

How fast food will save detroit

well the mayor of detroit wants to inpose a tax on fast food to help out the city budget. ok, lets go over this whole thing . first the city is 300 million in debt.....how much can you make off of that tax? how much fast food does that shithole of a city eat? they already have a restaraunt tax and now they are going to add on more. that city is so dead. why dont they just billdoze it under and start over. if anyone has ever been there you know what i mean. you begin to understand why the residents want to burn that city down every time they win a sports championship or its devils night.

i used to go onto the site www.t-shirthell.com all the time but those pussies have taken off about half of the shirts. they say it wasnt over pressure but thats some bullshit. cmon guys did you find god or what? they had the best shirts ever on there. sure , they were horribly racist but everyone i showed that site to (white or black) just laughed their asses off when they saw them. these were shirts you really couldnt wear outside but they made you laugh in their absurdity. cmon guys bring them back.

kelly osbourne has blamed her drug problems on her genes. because ozzie and sharon are dna losers she is genetically predisposed to be an addict. this little bitch should shut the hell up. first off it wasnt for ozzie being talented you would be living in a trailer somewhere being a fat little angst ridden goth chick. if it wasnt for ozzie nobody would know your name. hooked on codeine lolipops....what the hell is that? she is typical of so many people today that blame everyone and everything else for their problems. well kelly heres the facts. you have an eating disorder and a drug problem and you were albe to combine the two with drugged candy. go away you little bitch....your 15 minutes are up.

look what you've done to me. i hope your all happy now

Is there nobody who would love a lawyer.....

the answer to that is NO.i'm not sure their families even love them. lawyers are like leaches. they are parasites. they create nothing in our society all they do is live off of the dischord they sow. they are the ultimate scumbags. defense lawyers are some of the worst. how can you defend someone who you know is guilty. please, dont say that they dont know...you and i both know that in most cases they do. if someone ever hurt my family and i went off i would have to consider going after the lawyer that got him off. lawyers are like rats ...the world will be better with less of them. on the other hand if people were more honorable and stood by their word we wouldnt need them at all.

is there anything better than seeing the yankees lose. the pittsburgh pirates have a better winning percentage then the heralded yanks. for anyone who loves baseball they are the antichrist's. george steinbrenner makes more money than anyone in the league. his tv contract pulls in more than any other team in the league by far. his throwing money at players means that teams like pittburgh, k.c., tampa have no shot ever. i used to have a partial season ticket plan for the pirates but i didnt renew and sent them a letter telling then to call me when deck isnt stacked. maybe then i'll go again. so good for you george, i hope your team doesnt make the playoffs this year. oh, and i'm glad your horse didnt win at the ky derby.

eight more american soldiers killed in iraq. does anyone know what that makes the count now. this war is going horribly wrong and doesnt seem to have any hope of getting better. nice fuckin job gw...even your dad knew better than to try and control a country. its one thing to beat the shit out of a second rate army but its another to occupy a country. how many american soldiers will die before this ends. you dont see anyone ffrom the bush family over there but then they have a long history of dodging military service (as does everyone in this administration).

ok, i'm done for today. read it and weep kids

Dave Chappelle....what happened to you dude.

the chappelle show was put on hold by comedy central. my understanding is that chappelle, who is a muslim, is now having some remorse over some of his skits. can this possibly be true? if so, i have lost respect for him. i really liked chappelle for his ability to point out all the screwed up shit about whites AND blacks. most of the time, like chris rock, he tells it like it is. NOW hes getting religious! cmon dave your too smart to fall for that religious shit. what they wouldnt let you do cabballah. and not only that but he finally has a chance at a big payday and he blows it. dave, come back to your senses. religion is make believe. put down the spliff and start to think .

along that same line, according to the pittsburgh post gazette, darwinism is under attack in kansas. who wants to bet that kansas was a red state. i would like to seal that whole state in a plastic bag until everyone suffocates. i know, your worried for me because someone from kansas might read this and get mad at me. not to worry. i'm not sure anyone from that state is smart enough to read (except maybe the bible). this is so insane. wasnt this settled in the forties. that state is two years from trying to vote back slavery back in. i wonder how many people from kansas think that the earth is flat and that the sun revolves around the earth. i hate organized religion.

and in another incredible show of stupidity benton harbor superintendent paula dawning has stopped the band from mccord middle school from playing the song louie louie at a parade or some such nonsense. first off no one in the world is exactly sure of the words in that song and those middle schoolers sure didnt know them....but they are looking them up now. nothing intrigues a young adults interest like a good banning. hey paula , you better be on the lookout for elvis and beatle songs. god forbid these kids start swing their hips or growing long hair (goddamn hippies). kids dont play louie louie....it might warp your little minds. now go home and turn on mtv2. those rappers seem like such nice men.

well my brain just exploded. its friday kids...my advice is to start drinking heavy now.

Paula Abdul what were you thinking?

ok, correct me if i'm wrong . as i see it paula was helping some guy on american idol....as well as boning him. so she gave the kid some advice its not like he won. shows you the quality of her advice. whats really funny is that needy bitch was putting the full court press on this guy. she was sending cars to bring him to her home. she gave him a cell phone and told him not to give out the number.....it was theirs. what a romantic she is. what advice did she give him really....sing a shitty steve perry song? big deal. didnt she used to date celebrities? now shes screwing some kid from the ghetto.

katie holmes is running around with tom cruise and then has herpes. nice job tom. shes now katie homely. it couldnt happen to two nicer people. i wonder if rosie o'donnell is still rubbing her fat hairy cooch and thinking of tom. actually i always imagined her fat hairy cooch looks like katie holmes face does now.

i dont like china. i'm refering to the country not plates. everything you buy in this country is now made there. why not, they undercyt our prices by paying their slave...er....i mean....employees about a buck and a half a day. we, as americans, cant get enough of that cheap shit into our homes. we should have nuked them back to the stone age when we had the chance. by the way , china is just a subsidiary of wal-mart. thats the single worst company in america. they dont like america or americans ...regardless of what they preach. if they liked america they wouldnt chase jobs overseas and if they liked americans they would pay their employees a livable wage and give them some hours and benefits. sure they OFFER benefits but when your working 28 hours a week @ $6/hr who can afford them. wal-mart had one store in vancouver vote to go union last month......wal-mart closed that store immediately. quit shopping there everyone they are bad people.

ok, you've read enough. now go do what i told you to.

Whitney and Bobbie.............a love story

whitney houston was so hot when she was young. she had energy and life to her. THEN CAME BOBBIE BROWN. i blamed him for sucking the vitality right out of her. what a drain on a life force he is. but now as time goes on my mind is changing. who would have guessed that it would take a girl like whitney to bobbie look normal. she now looks like the most hagged out crack whore in the whole project and comes across aas the sympathetic husband that you feel sorry for. as for their poor daughter well........lets just say that she got all of bobbie's good looks. lets hope she didnt get whitneys personality flaws to go with that.

i wish the fcc would just be disbanded. do we really need someone to tell us what we should be listening to or seeing. are we so screwed up that we cant make up our own minds. hey, if small children are around then put on something appropriate but when your alone you should see or hear what you want. its ridiculous when E has to tile over tits on the howard stern show. its insane that they cant swear on tv. walk down the street and people are dropping f bombs like its hiroshima. nypd blue couldnt curse.......well that makes sense, i'm sure there is no cursing in a ny police staion. the religious right is taking over this country and if we dont fight it your tv will spew hee haw and pat robertson 24 hours a day.

Runaway bride.....?

runaway bride my ass. psycho...ok i'll except that. now i think we all can agree that there is something just a little off kilter with this woman. what, you couldnt just tell him you dont want to get married. every guy that i know who is getting married gets the same talk. "dude, if you leave now i'll give you ten minutes and i'll walk out and explain. you can even use my car. sure some people will be pissed forever, some for a little while but in the long run people will forget and you'll have a great story to tell". see how easy that is. no one has ever got mad at me for bringing it up (a few are mad for not taking me up on the offer). shouyld this woman get charged with something....of course. she had a whole city looking for her. she should at least be forced to see a shrink regarding her unstableness.

the one who intrigues me though is the boyfriend. dude , dont tell me your going to marry this broad. this is the kind of woman who kills the kids for attention. this is the kind of chick who just up and leaves you and the kids. are you that needy? is her pussy that good? you come from money . there has got to be chicks lining up to take half your shit in five years. look, let me save you some heartache. find a woman you hate and buy her a house at least then you cut out the lawyers fees.

this is a good lesson for all men. a marriage contract is the worst deal for a man ever. lets put this in persapective. if your best friend came to you and said he wanted you to sign a contract saying you would be his best friend forever but if you ever decided not to be his best friend you had to give him half of everything you have would you sign that? of course you wouldnt but pussy makes men do strange things like change their religion or get married.....etc.

let me leave you on this note. remember, no matter how hot she is or how smart she is or how rich she is ...somewhere....theres a guy whos glad shes gone.

now go ...and sin no more.

Funny headlines

1.Three 15-year-old special-education students are charged with raping a classmate

Cleveland, OH - ... Investigators said a 17-year-old boy told them the younger boys attacked him three times in the last two weeks. The teen told police he was raped in a bathroom, a locker room and at the school's track.

Well at least he's popular. i guess the first two times were enjoyable. i dont know what they did the last time. try more foreplay next time. make him feel special

2.Woman attacked by four tigers ... in Minnesota

Florence Township - ...Allison Asher of Minneapolis was apparently helping care for the cats when they attacked her about 4:45 p.m. Wednesday. She suffered wounds to her leg and neck, said Kris Weiss of the sheriff's office.


Who the hell wants to live in minnesota anyway. the weather sucks. summer there is july 7th through the 9th. and on top of that steaming pile now you have to worry about tigers...it makes you long for the days when all they did was die of heart attacks shoveling 16 feet of snow off of their driveways.

3.Brother lives with sister's dead corpse for over 2 years Tucson, AZ - ...On April 5th, Tucson police made a welfare check at their home. Nothing prepared them for the gruesome discovery. The badly decomposed body of Brenda Burton was found in a bedroom with quilts piled high on top of her.


Whats the old joke......didnt you know she was dead? i though she was english. he apparently was using her as some sort of potpouri.

4.Owner of tiny Yorkshire terrier demanding investigation after postman accidentally squashes it UK - ...Last night, Vicky, a flight attendant, called for an investigation. She said: 'It seems hard to believe that a dog could die by someone tripping over it."

Who of us hasnt wanted to squash one of those little yapping fuckers. if given a chance i couldnt squash enough yorkies. all those dogs do is shake and piss anyway...he should be given a medal


5.Teenager stabs himself in the heart after his girlfriend demands he give back the keys to her apartment Wales - ..."Sian said she had come home to find Christopher in her flat. She told him she would need the keys back and was concerned what the neighbours would think. Christopher seemed to be happy about it but left the room and came back in with a knife sticking in his chest."


Well that'll show her tough guy. she will be sorry when your gone. the guy shes screwing right now will probably hear this story after coital bliss. i hope hes getting turned down in hell too. by the way how good was that girls pussy to make a guy kill himself. if i was her i'd brag about it


alright thats enough for one night. believe me i could have put 400 headlines in there. the world sucks. i'm glad we can all get together and laugh at others misfortunes.

Cletus and Lurlene hook up.......oh dear god

Pa. Cousins Try to Overcome Taboo of 'I Do'
To Bypass Ban, Relatives Wed in Md. After Years of Seeking Acceptance
By Fredrick KunkleWashington Post Staff WriterMonday, April 25, 2005; Page B01
ALTOONA, Pa.
Love comes in at the eye, the poet William Butler Yeats wrote, and so it was for Donald Andrews: One look, and he knew that he was in love, intensely in love.

"We just wanted to be together," says Eleanor Amrhein, with her first-cousin husband Donald Andrews Sr. at home in Altoona, Pa. "We knew what we were going to have to go through." (By Katherine Frey -- The Washington Post)
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"I just could not stop looking at her," Andrews, 39, recalled, sitting in the late-day shade of a cafe umbrella he set up in the yard of his mobile home. "I just kept thinking: 'I'm going to get her. Someday, I'm going to get her and marry her.' "
He also knew, even as a mere lad of 14, that this never would be just any romance, because the object of that rapturous gaze happened to be his cousin Eleanor. And not a distant cousin, located somewhere in the far branches of the family tree. Their mothers were sisters. They knew their attraction -- she had felt it, too -- was taboo, and they kept it more or less a secret. That is, until last month, when they decided it was time to marry.
Turned away from the Blair County Courthouse because Pennsylvania law prohibits first-cousin marriages, Donald W. Andrews Sr. and Eleanor Amrhein, 37, crossed into Maryland to wed. Before they could think about a honeymoon, the newlyweds became the butt of jokes on the late-night talk shows.
But their marriage also cast a light on conflicting state laws surrounding the practice, and on such groups as Cousins United to Defeat Discriminating Laws Through Education (C.U.D.D.L.E.) and http://www.cousincouples.com/ , which cite new research to encourage acceptance of such unions.
"In God's eyes, we're all brothers and sisters. You can't tell your heart who to fall in love with," Amrhein said.
The incidence of consanguineous marriages has fallen in much of the industrialized world but remains common in some parts of Latin America, the Middle East and Asia. Maryland is one of 20 states that permit it, as does the District. (Six more allow such marriages only under certain conditions.)
Muddassir H. Siddiqui, shaikh of the All Dulles Area Muslim Society in Herndon, said the prophet Muhammad encouraged Muslims to marry non-relatives. But the practice of intermarrying remains in Islamic societies where tribal systems are strong, and it sometimes carries over to new immigrants in the United States. But not for long.
"The kids who are growing up here in America don't like it. They say, 'I'm not going to marry my cousin,' " Siddiqui said.
In general, studies bear out the taboo's wisdom, suggesting that marriages between people related by blood -- known as consanguinity -- produce a higher risk of genetic disorders in their offspring. It is especially true among closed or isolated communities, such as among some Arab communities in the Middle East, Hindus and others in southern India, Ashkenazi Jews in Eastern Europe and the Amish in North America.
Yet a recent study suggested that though the relative risk of birth defects is higher among the offspring of first and second cousins, the absolute risk remains small in societies where inbreeding is rare. The study, published in the Journal of Genetic Counseling in April 2002, found that the risk of birth defects ran about twice as high -- about 6 to 8 percent -- for cousins, compared with about 3 to 4 percent for unrelated couples. In absolute terms, however, that still translated into odds of better than 90 percent that a child will be born without problems, the study found.


i once heard during some election coverage that pennsylvania is easy. you have philly in the east, pittsburgh in the west and arkansas in the middle. this couldnt possibly be more true. for anyone not familiar with pennsylvania altoona is in that middle part. these are the same people that think bush was a good candidate to lead this country, iraq really was a threat to the usa, that the republicans really care about americans.....etc. need i say more. this group isnt bad enough with the welfare and the trailers and such.....no, they need to inbreed. "hey cletus, isnt this a great gene pool"? "you got most of your teeth". the problem with theses hicks is that they are just like roaches....there is never a shortage of them. between shopping for a new double wide and watching fox news for all their info they really have no time to date so its just easier to hook up with cousin clem. well it least the lucky couple have something in common.....they both like the same chew.

Some good news............

well i will now go against a previous post and talk about my NEW baby. he was born on tuesday april 26th @ 1:28 am. everyone is doing fine with the exception of myself.......i couldnt be more tired. ok now on to other things.

we are handcuffing small children at an alarming rate in this country. at first i thought this was crazy but after hearing more of the story i think they ought to handcuff these children and force them to sit there while they beat their parents senseless. send these children to me for two weeks and you will never need to call the police again. i will either give you back a new respectful child or i will kill them.

i keep reading these sites that have weird news from around the world. why is it that in africa and india they are always killing someone horribly for witchcraft, to help the crops or whatever fucked up reason they got. what is wrong with these people. could another sunami there be so bad. just because you live somewhere that has cable and magazines dont think the whole world is right there with you. its still the middle ages in alot of places. for christ sakes afghanistan still has war lords. please god more fire and brimstone there.

can sexual predators actually be rehabilitated. more and more i think the answer is NO. it seems anymore that every time a child is murdered its done by someone who has seerved his time for the same crime. i really think we need to cull the herd.
thats it for today. i'm too tired to write more.

Are they really sports

after a tough night of bowling my mind was racing to think of games that arent really sports.

1. FOOTBALL. this is a real sport
2.BASEBALL. this is a real sport
3.HOCKEY. i dont know if this will ever really be considered a real sport again. who knows if this will ever be played professionally. they called off a whole season. actually baseball should look into this idea
4.SOCCER. not a sport. the only equipment you need is a ball and a pair of shorts....sorry
5.BOWLING. not a sport. a sport is not something you can do while drinking and smoking
6.LACROSSE. not a sport. this is only played by snobby rich kids in prep schools that are too big a bunch of pussies to play football.
7.RACING. not a sport. for christs sake i can drive a car. four lefts ...how fucking hard can that be. just another reason for rednecks to get drunk and screw their sisters.

let me know if there are any other sports you want me to look into.

can someone explain all the casino blogs to me. as i go from blog to blog i find a buttload of these sites that just ramble on nonsensically and highlight the words online casino. i cant tell if they are really for or against though against would be my guess. looks like something a group of baptists would do to show their outrage at gambling. as i recall from my catholic grade school teachings jesus got ripped off at the luxor and then said gambling was bad. i learned thast along time ago so i could be a little fuzzy on the details....forgive me. so i leave a really horrible message in the comment sections of these sites and actually people have posted the same back to me. of course i leave me name and those religious cowards always comment as anonymous. so if you come across one of these sites please leave a really foul message for them...i know you can uses the prayers they will say for your soul. that is unless you really have some karma you need to work off.

hey i really must have struck a chord by saying i hate blogs not written in english. i have had a few of my spanish friends comment back to me questioning my parentage. isnt it funny that their blogs are written in spanish but the comments to me are in english. JUST WRITE YOUR BLOG IN ENGLISH . hell if you want to make me crazy comment back in spanish.

Snow?.....wtf

it was like 75 degrees last sunday and today its snowing. i had to go turn the furnace on again. i thought mother nature had thrown in the towel for another year but once again i am proven wrong. well at least the second day of the nfl draft is on so if i have to be stuck in the house it is a little more bearable. i think the steelers have done very well in this draft and i look forward to another great season this year. well its time to venture forth to my bowling league. i find bowling to be the worst form of therapy. it should be so damn easy and yet i suck. at least i made the all-drinking team for the fourth year running. is bowling really even a sport. can anything you do while eating , drinking and smoking be considered a sport. your right...probably not.

Draft day

well its saturday the 23rd...which makes it nfl draft day. i cant believe you didnt know that.in pittsburgh its a national holiday. what are we going to do watch the pirates. i dont know why i like the draft so much.... but i do.

i realize that my incredible intellect is going to waste in this godforsaken shithole of a towm i live in so with that in mind i'm going to bestow upon the few readers of this blog a great gift. you may ask me any question , about anything, and i will give you the answer you seek. i've been wasting it on me so why not waste it on you.

people who have colds and are lucky enough to have sick days should use them. at my work i have two guys who brag about not missing a day in fourteen years....etc. no they bring their sickness to work and cause others to miss days. they have no kids at home (hell the one guy barely talks to his wife). the phrase "i'd rather be miserable here than at home" is said often. hey douche bag if i get sick i'm taking it home to my wife (whos like 8 months pregnant) and two kids. i guess i see how sick days are to be used. when everyone else gets sick i'll just call off well. "boss i'm too well to come in today". i'll use that excuse and see how it flys.

we had a customer come into my work yesterday who smelled suprisingly like a skunk. no, not the cute little descented ones i'm talking about a full blown hit by a car and sitting the sun for days until your musk sac explodes kind of skunk. i'd have given this guy five bucks to rub an onion all over his body. maybe it was the hair piece he was wearing. i guess that could have been a skunk at one time. so heres a new rule...if your going to rub cat urine on all your pulse points...STAY HOME.

and lastly if your going bald just go bald or spend a few bucks for a hair transplant. christ the last couple of times i have seen guys with hair pieces they dont even match the other hairs color. it looks like their wearing a velcro wig. who are you hair jordan? you cant possibly look worse bald than you do running around with a skunk on your head. you think everyone will stare when your bald...start looking around. those whispers behind your back arent women telling other women how damn foxy you are its the rest of us wondering how they shaved a coyote.

well thats it for now. go do something with your lives. what are you doing on a saturday reading this anyway.

Blogs i hate..... part 1

this is just a rundown of some of the blogs i hate. if yours looks or reads like one of these then fix it...please.
1. not in english. english might not be your language...i respect that. i just dont care. its my first and only language. change yours.
2. pictures of your pets. please, who wants to see your mangy old animal anyway. they dont love you. they are just shitting machines that we keep around. holy christ , if i had to go around cleaning up my grandmothers shit i couldnt wait to put het in a home (even if she shit in a box of sand).
3. pictures of your children. (see above)
4. poetry. please your kidding me. you think this crap is good....think again. i cant possibly hit the next blog button quick enough.
5. teenage angst. poor me. wah, wah, wah. what you need is spanked. actually you need to see how bad some teens actually have it. you would race home to kiss your parents square on their fat oprah watchin asses. now wash that black makeup off your face, take that shitty black nail polish off, get the black dye out of your hair and for christs sake get rid of all those black clothes.
6. pictures of couples. a year from now you wont even be together. will you get rid of the blog...no. it will just be sitting out there in cyberspace constantly reminding everyone how the two of you fucked each other over.
7. blogs regarding casinos. what is up with all of these blogs. i cant even fucking tell if they are for or against. quit doing this.


if this doesnt change then i'm going to start naming the actual sites. i called this part 1 because i'm sure there are more that will upset me.

Pete Rose and the hof

well as i understand it pete rose getting into the hof is all up to bud selig. i know this doesnt look good to pete because bud selig hasnt done anything good for baseball ever. hes arguably the worst commissioner baseball has ever had. as i understand it if bud doesnt reinstate pete by november than he doesnt get on this hof ballot (his last chance). pete then has to go through the veterans committee who i understand has said it will never let him in. heres some news for pete. you broke the one universal rule in all of sports. you cant gamble on your sport. there are signs in every lockerroom in the country from college through the pros. then he lied and wouldnt own up to what he did. had he just admitted he did it he might be in the hof right now, but no, pete's way too proud for that. well pete, your arrogant ass is on the outside looking in. my god i hope he never gets in. finally baseball might be doing something right (and that doesnt happen often). you may ask "greg, what do you know about baseball, having lived in pittsburgh and not seeing a professional team in 12 years". ok fair enough. let me tell you that i have followed baseball my whole life and hate to see the mess it has become. i dont go to games anymore, not because the pirates suck but because the playing field isnt level. the small market teams really have no chance. sure a minnesota will slip in once in a while but thats an oddity. salary cap, profit sharing...these are things baseball need to get back to normal. football has it right. let it be said that when baseball was looking for a commissioner i sent my resume in (suprisingly enough i never heard back from them). i could have fixed baseball. so the bottom line is pete rose is going to be out and i'm glad.

Dont be anonymous

well i knew it had to happen some day. i visit alot of blogs in my spare time and i leave comments on most. some i really like and i tell them that and i put them on my faves list and visit them. others suck....and i tell them that too. ok, lets be honest...most suck. this one probably sucks too. like i fuckin care what you think BUT if you are going to leave a comment saying such then have the balls not to do it under the guise of anonymous. what a cowardly thing to do but then this is such a cowardly medium what can i expect. i can at least hold my head high in the fact that i always leave my name and blog so someone can see what i write and comment back. so if you read this then by all means please comment but at least give your blog so i can see what wonderful things you do on the net.

Women and the catholic church

why would a woman come within fifty feet of a catholic church. listen up ladies .....they dont particularly like your kind. the church has done everything in its power to hold women back. original sin......your fault. hell, thats just the start. doesnt the bible read that god created everyone in his own image....well....why arent women good enough to be priests (at least you can commiserate with the gays). lets see a church run by all men is against abortion and birth control.....who would have guessed. wise up ladies , tell them to pound off. if you think its going to get better with the new pope then think again. this pope doesnt only look like he was born in the sixth century......he thinks like that too.

Oh great.....a new pope

well what a special time for the world. forgive me if i'm not overly joyed by all this bullshit. if i have heard right our new pope was in the hitler youth and was a guard for a nazi concentration camp. now bear with me on this. i understand that he was young and was blinded by what the nazi's force fed those people but i was young when i got my divorce and within the catholic church i CANNOT be forgiven. of course he can be forgiven...i mean...cmon ...he only guarded camps where people were exterminated so i can see where my sin is so much worse. look, i really dont care what he did as a youth (i'm not jewish so my forgiveness of the young nazi's might be skewed) but i just want to point out the hypocrisy of the church. why shouldnt the church pick an old man...they are still thinking in the sixth century anyways. tomorrow i think i will point out more hypocrisy within the catholic church.